If "high schoolers" are bad labor and don't deserve $15 an hour then why is the government so heavily recruiting them for the military?
— Thomas the tweet engine (@Thomas_Simmons_) January 16, 2021
Interesting warm-up routine, Zlatan 🦁 pic.twitter.com/XprNJk0lxS
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) January 10, 2021
huge missed opportunity for the my pillow guy pic.twitter.com/JcgDdlViTg
— Anthony McHats (@TheHatStore) January 16, 2021
The unglamorous truth behind the glossy TV images. @CNBC pic.twitter.com/kRNOxvHoCt
— Vivian Schiller (@vivian) January 12, 2021
virginia literally said can't write now i'm doing hot girl shit pic.twitter.com/WhaR4NLPcR
— Ellie Mitchell (@elaerose) January 11, 2021
Spotting Fox News through a neighbor’s window feels like a plot point in a zombie film.
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) January 12, 2021
*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube
— Jon (@ArfMeasures) January 12, 2021
They may not be able to fly but they can jump. pic.twitter.com/HsjKNU6t4x
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 17, 2017
Good dog having a great time pic.twitter.com/kCES4ewFKC
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@akkitwts) January 12, 2021
i am having proper ugly cry hysterics at the sound this dog makes pic.twitter.com/HFqbbjCQ9N
— Neon Genesis Ewangelion (@EwaSR) January 12, 2021
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