“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime, and the Tik-Toks that self-incriminate the offenders. These are their stories”— George "WEAR A MASK & WASH YOUR HANDS" Scriban (@scriban2) January 17, 2021
at the stage of the pandemic where i long for other, earlier days in the pandemic— say-neek smiiiiiithe (@sey_anything) January 17, 2021
star wars fan: [crying] you cant keep doing this— katherine (@katemaclel) January 17, 2021
george lucas: now this guy is a pretty bad customer. his name is darth crumbo
The President's family literally owns a gigantic building named 666— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) January 18, 2021
Geese on the bus there’s geese on the bus people pic.twitter.com/myHABbtRKd— CAPYBARA MAN (@CAPYBARA_MAN) September 6, 2020
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