So glad Panini pays these guys to sign their cards.... pic.twitter.com/GgZKIyf58k
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 5, 2021
Saw the perennial question of "why not use the Eagles to take the Ring to Mordor?" and there are lots of fine explanations, but my favorite has always been that b/c the Eagles are so powerful, they would've been corrupted by the Ring, eaten Frodo, and become Dark Bird Gods.
— Austin Gilkeson (@osutein) January 4, 2021
Wondering if there were any pissed off “not my Bilbo” Hobbit fans who got mad at Tolkien in the 50s for depicting their childhood hero as a sad one hundred and eleven year old desperate for his ring fix in Lord of the Rings.
— Daniel Gray Longino (@danlongino) January 4, 2021
Y’all this whole time I thought the pilot was just reversing 🤯😠pic.twitter.com/hNMHJ8DmuY
— Ken J 💋 (@kendall__james) January 3, 2021
The genus of birds to which the puffin belongs is called FRATERCULA. It literally means ‘little brother’, because the birds’ black and white plumage was said to make them appear to be wearing little monastic robes. pic.twitter.com/yT9RDgGTvU
— Haggard Hawks 🦅 (@HaggardHawks) May 18, 2020
i am looking at this (unfortunately sold out) tactical utensil / boba straw bag and it’s like someone made a machine learning algorithm to design products based on the contents of my brain 🧋🥴 https://t.co/MU3Qc1rN90 pic.twitter.com/vcRtFog9Ju
— ☕️ Pumpkin Spice Lesbian 🌈 (@zenalbatross) January 4, 2021
Have not seen this before pic.twitter.com/GN8k2FBL8J
— Dan Castellano (@ninja_padrino) January 4, 2021
Filbert, the orb pic.twitter.com/9ZIJoZW8q9
— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) March 30, 2020
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