a few months after my brother was born, i changed his diaper for the first time. i was 5 and didn’t know that people have different parts, so i sobbed to my mom like “why is rohan like that he doesn’t deserve that can we please get him help” and she was like... girl it’s a penis
— yamini (@showmetheyamz) February 21, 2021
gender reveal parties are a protected Second Amendment activity
— Christian Britschgi (@christianbrits) February 22, 2021
Marco Gonzales has changed his Twitter bio. pic.twitter.com/etoshbtPk0
— Robert Murray (@ByRobertMurray) February 23, 2021
giving us 4 months notice to get hot is the best thing this government has ever done
— Louis Staples (@LouisStaples) February 22, 2021
are you ever full but still force yourself to eat bc gains
— k (@kaylaelickk) February 22, 2021
“are you ok?” no I have 100 missing assignments
— jair ➐ (@jairsmoya) February 22, 2021
this asshole has so many soft comfy cat beds and he's sleeping with his head propped up on a chair wheel, god damn pic.twitter.com/LaK5YgmTRk
— Katie Tiedrich (@katietiedrich) July 9, 2016
a house full of cat beds and Crow has chosen to take a nap against the sharp corner of a door pic.twitter.com/hHNDhPMzc1
— Katie Tiedrich (@katietiedrich) October 12, 2020
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