WE HAVE A SHAQ TABLE BUMP pic.twitter.com/hUg9BBkjbJ
— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) March 4, 2021
Burger King today starts selling an extra-spicy, one-pound Strong Magma burger. You'll get a sticker to mark your journey to an early grave. pic.twitter.com/Sje86Kfrih
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) February 25, 2021
Today I asked for a positive representation of masculinity and a student said “Kermit the frog” — they weren’t wrong but I don’t think I fully recovered 🤣
— Dr. Francesca Lyn (@francescalyn) February 25, 2021
I feel seen pic.twitter.com/5SMVkzgG4w
— Amanda Deibert🏳️🌈 (@amandadeibert) February 25, 2021
it's a real double-edged sword, more commonly known as a sword
— branch covidian (@naxuu) February 25, 2021
HOW did TWO UNRELATED unproduced star wars scripts BOTH use the phrase "throne-like chair" to describe a chair that is a throne https://t.co/htwqLIcYsd
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) February 24, 2021
One of the screenplays also used the phrase "rectangular porthole" to describe an ordinary window which lives rent free in my head
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) February 25, 2021
— Pablo Rochat (@PabloRochat) February 25, 2021
Hello, I hope you're as happy as Philo taking in the sunshine and fresh air this morning pic.twitter.com/8qHet1aq8z
— Archer on the Beach (@thisistheuproar) February 25, 2021
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