America’s version of social democracy is we will do one (1) attempt at free universal healthcare, the COVID vaccine, but we need to hold lotteries to get people to use it
— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) May 27, 2021
Would be pretty humiliating for Bernie if it was revealed he always requests the rooms with two queens https://t.co/YDG41kmPoh
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 28, 2021
lmao this was in the Daily Mail a year ago https://t.co/Cq7KC9v2Ee pic.twitter.com/WhJwKEgiS3
— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) May 27, 2021
this deleted scene of han angrily picking leia up out of his way is the best thing to come out of empire strikes back pic.twitter.com/lsfx9Zg0M6
— bea (@worshipfuIness) May 21, 2021
Cute obituary in today’s Times. pic.twitter.com/lMHMoWs2EZ
— arabist (@arabist) May 23, 2021
I hate Capchas. Everybody hates Capchas. pic.twitter.com/4G6dslrHmZ
— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) May 22, 2021
Finally found the nail salon for me pic.twitter.com/sPIxHP6RkH
— Hell remains intact in its magnificence (@julie_neuhouser) May 22, 2021
this sign did more for my rights than any corporate pride advertisement pic.twitter.com/uYvtmFSZ0U
— evelyn (@deleteevelyn) May 22, 2021
Just remembering the time our 12-year-old put together a PowerPoint presentation evaluating the quality of snacks in our house pic.twitter.com/6R4fGrY5du
— Elizabeth Sampat (@twoscooters) May 23, 2021
I love how much Aldi take the piss. pic.twitter.com/edV2AVrbKh
— Carl (@carlgranty) May 21, 2021
The Cubs dugout pic.twitter.com/34y7FcNpKC
— CJ Fogler #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) May 27, 2021
Predator and prey walking home after a whole day of acting for Nat Geo. pic.twitter.com/SBeQcdjCNM
— Milky Way Astronomers (@MAstronomers) May 21, 2021
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