Since this is going around again I'll briefly explain what happened. I worked at this silly job in San Jose with @fart where we goofed off a lot. At the same time, I was a writer for the Boston Phoenix and I wrote mostly about stupid music industry stuff.https://t.co/weqOIfYWCG— Dorroile (@Arr) May 12, 2021
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once when I was catastrophically depressed, I put my dirty dishes out in the rain (??????) and discovered the next day that all of my silverware had been stolen by an enormous raccoon who does not fear me— Leigh Cowart (@voraciousbrain) May 11, 2021
Educational— Starsent (@astarsent) May 12, 2021
Who the hell ARE the Picards!? They can command so much fresh water*, they're just squirting it around. Look at how many gotdang weeds are between their grape rows. That's what happens when you furrow irrigate, and they don't even care.— Dr Sarah Taber (@SarahTaber_bww) November 29, 2019
Conclusion: the Picards are water barons
“Nobody wants to work” is just “nobody wants to date a nice guy” for business.— "Something amazing, a boy falling from the sky..." (@mckenzee) May 12, 2021
If NOBODY wants to work for you, you’re the problem.
If you’re an extrovert that needs to be around people 24/7 or you’ll die or whatever happens to extroverts when they can’t drain everyone else’s energy, then by all means go to— GL (@ProbNotThatGuy) May 11, 2021
A Red-winged Blackbird looking like it's getting a free ride on an Osprey's broomstick. The Blackbird was focused on driving the Osprey away from the marsh, while the Osprey was focused on bringing back a good stick for the nest. pic.twitter.com/vGxbSkKQ32— Jocelyn Anderson Photography (@JocAPhotography) May 11, 2021
*More funny posts.