Same, plant, same. pic.twitter.com/XdfbXiMSKl— Shecky (@SheckyX) May 15, 2021
clark kent: so when I take off my glasses no one will recognize me?— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) May 24, 2021
optometrist: nope, again that’s the opposite of—you won’t recognize them
chekhov's guns – if an actor gets absolutely shredded for a role that top is coming off at some point during the film— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) May 23, 2021
Anyone else get this ungrammatical notice on their Gmail and wonder what new part of our privacy they're started selling now? pic.twitter.com/Z5f8pMxDeZ— Pinboard (@Pinboard) May 24, 2021
*At my wedding*— 𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐡 (@kwameaddoobiri_) May 23, 2021
Mom: Who all these people?
Me: We grew up together on Twitter
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