It’s possible the CDC saw a bunch of us trying to hoard gasoline in old Burger King cups and just gave up— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 13, 2021
HUGE news: new CDC guidance stipulates that vaccinated people no longer need to maintain a sourdough starter— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) May 13, 2021
lmaooo this was a legitimate email my sister sent to a college professor when she forgot to submit a paper whilst drunk at a darty. like can you imagine reading this with sober eyes???? pic.twitter.com/CpMDJexBZd— wild milk (@_wildmilk) May 5, 2021
my tiny italian landlord strikes again pic.twitter.com/SrhIEtBkMX— Emily ✨ (@emily_hillstrom) May 6, 2021
Speed has perfect three shirt structure — he sheds a shirt for each act. pic.twitter.com/XW1eSOWspN— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) May 9, 2021
apparently the little kid’s actor couldn’t stop smiling at james marsden bc cyclops was his favourite xmen member so they decided to keep it in the movie 🥺 pic.twitter.com/Lh70GQZUKA— finn (@kenobiiis) May 9, 2021
There are 2 types of dogs.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/RtyNme0rHe— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) May 10, 2021
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