here is my attempt at making 4 Bachelorette Guy Bios https://t.co/semSM2tvOU pic.twitter.com/SdFNFec0CV
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) May 19, 2021
After escaping from federal prison and acquiring a new identity: that’s it... no more of my highly identifiable hobby, falconry
— Liz Crash (@AsFarce) May 19, 2021
two weeks later... going back for more falcon https://t.co/86mfhItvUj pic.twitter.com/dzyFPFPj8d
The way worms lay out on the sidewalk after it rains is extremely dramatic
— Vinny Thomas ¡ (@vinn_ayy) May 20, 2021
LA: if you haven’t done so yet, they’re taking walk-ins — you can go to dodger’s stadium RIGHT NOW to be cast in Knives Out 2
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) May 19, 2021
I’m trying out some new dating apps pic.twitter.com/XO2wKmor9s
— not EmmaKate (@monkeys4anarchy) May 16, 2021
This, along with lines for the release of *Microsoft Windows 95* are among the harder to explain happenings of the 1990s.https://t.co/WNOeBH6OOi https://t.co/OpjLvdQNGI pic.twitter.com/SgdfeQi30K
— Joseph Flaherty (@josephflaherty) May 18, 2021
Of course, John Le Carré managed to finish a novel right before his death. Because, Le Carré.
— Maria Konnikova (@mkonnikova) May 19, 2021
Also, I am still not over the fact that his pen name was almost Chunk Smith. And I will mention that close call in every Le Carré tweet, always. https://t.co/sJa0lWzcpK
I have enough stamina to hold a conversation for about three minutes and beyond that I start taking physical damage
— J. L. Westover (@MrLovenstein) April 27, 2021
— Johnny DiNapoli (@JohnnyDiNapoli) May 19, 2021
An unstoppable duo pic.twitter.com/wNLUSeX8zV
— Sally Elshorafa (@sallykuchar) May 18, 2021
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