Like a scene out of Death of Stalin. Victory Day celebrations in Uzbekistan. This is hilarious. https://t.co/h2oTPudRHu
— Thomas Grove (@tggrove) May 9, 2021
my dad bought 15 mangoes and didn’t tell my mom so she bought 10 mangoes and now we are the people from the math problems
— sally (@skayeterboy) May 7, 2021
sometimes i remember that there was this one shitty copper-dealer in ancient Ur called Ea-Nasir, and we know who he is and where he lived because there was like twenty clay tablets in the house from people complaining about his shitty copper
— David "Android, Alien or Wizard" Moore (@dtmooreeditor) May 5, 2021
also, fun fact, the reason we don't have more clay tablets from other sources is that they usually weren't fired.
— ✨K8 (@PencilearsArt) May 5, 2021
we have tablets from Ea-Nasir because it's likely they baked accidentally when his house burned down.
today I found out my dad is on TikTok and only follows two monkeys
— Joshua Rivera (@jmrivera02) May 3, 2021
Thank you for reminding me of this internet story that tells of how, apparently, the Orangutan is so controversial that it is absolutely forbidden to speak about among Poe scholars pic.twitter.com/mffZ7VS0UD
— transfeminine frankenstein, m.a. (@draculavoice) May 5, 2021
i’m finally doing the thing where u wear heels around the house to break them in, instead of slicing open your achilles tendons the first time you wear them out, but i ran out of chores to do so now i’m just playing monster hunter like a 12yo’s idea of a woman playing video games
— 🌸alexis moore🌸 (@alexisparade) April 28, 2021
I LOVE how they’re all wearing numbers so they have a thing, like a gang from THE WARRIORS. https://t.co/tzvybWBlOr
— Annie Wu (@AnnieW) May 5, 2021
You need to hear Bruno laughing pic.twitter.com/t7vJV0R1V7
— heritage row whatever (@HeritageRowReno) May 3, 2021
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