if you think you're having sexual tension with a cashier, you're imagining it
— lortion wizard (@old_lotion) April 27, 2021
This is probably mine pic.twitter.com/MIXTSzQXhk
— Devil Danosaur (@Finger_Gunzz) April 28, 2021
All during COVID, I have handled online shopping for my parents. I have sent all groceries and supplies. My mom hates asking me for things, and ends every email with this message, which I like to read as a threat and plan on including in all my business emails in future. pic.twitter.com/YJzZ8e1nqJ
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) April 28, 2021
Lord give me the confidence of a 22 year old man who owns 0.00085 bitcoin
— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. 💸 (@ParikPatelCFA) April 26, 2021
If you ain’t holding my plants like this for me ion want it 😂🔥😩 pic.twitter.com/YvCpdaWabK
— The Nostalgia Queen ➐ 👸🏽 (@Snow_Blacck) April 19, 2021
you block someone on everything and all of a sudden czxvbhhbb is watching your story
— d (@itsxdianaa) April 27, 2021
Someone said I looked like a beluga whale and I would just like to sincerely say, what the fuck pic.twitter.com/U7p6K5bY49
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) April 1, 2021
Interspecies friendship of the day. pic.twitter.com/DrGVnWAx7d
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) April 28, 2021
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