This is how @Kenny_Mayne snagged the gig of a lifetime. Not surprisingly, he made John Walsh smile. pic.twitter.com/FGceMUy7UZ
— Don Van Natta Jr. (@DVNJr) May 11, 2021
Everybody excited to go buy a ticket to The Green Knight, all blithely unaware that in one year's time, the Green Knight gets to buy a ticket to each of them.
— Vincent Jedimaster (@TheOtherJeff) May 11, 2021
I’ve been crying all day 😂 my brother a fool pic.twitter.com/YE0gLS3AP6
— Kwity Paye (@OfficialKwity) May 7, 2021
my wife is exercising with headphones on and listening to Tool and she thinks she’s singing to herself under her breath but instead she sounds like she’s trying to remember how issue a winter soldier kill command
— Charlie Chu (@CharlieChu) April 28, 2021
Girlfriend looking on my laptop for evidence that I cheat on her and finds hundreds of short stories where I am shrunken to the size of an ant and must fight for my life
— jon (@tinderpredator) May 4, 2021
Lol can't believe I hadn't heard of this pic.twitter.com/C9TYxagY9H
— RIP PW 1991-2021 (@protestantwind) May 6, 2021
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Hi, I’d like to report a rogue (but relatable) AI at KFC Westfield in Newmarket. Its end goal seems to be stockpiling a large amount of potato and gravy, along with chips, presumably for dipping. pic.twitter.com/dxtwuF22vq
— Luke Appleby (@lukeappleby) May 6, 2021
among the many delights of watching broadcast versions of MST3K is the reminder that if you watched it late at night in the early 90s the commercials often included gems like this pic.twitter.com/GeFKf06JPP
— Matthew Callan (@scratchbomb) May 7, 2021
No need to rev your engine, I’m not impressed by your car unless it’s a food truck
— VanessaE! (@vanessaetweets) May 6, 2021
Happy fifth birthday to Maple! Her team threw a party with branches, otters and Filbert, who took a cookie to go. pic.twitter.com/WvqoCI4zxO
— Oregon Zoo (@OregonZoo) May 5, 2021
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