There isn't a day goes by when I don't think about the sign I saw in the foyer of my local hospital pic.twitter.com/xo3WIg1gXv
— Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire) May 7, 2022
Incredibly cool that the Texas grid is struggling in *May* but they still somehow expect to accommodate an extra 6 gigawatts of demand by crypto miners by *next summer* https://t.co/ET1OEzEDqf pic.twitter.com/WwdVa6oQsC
— nedwards.bat (@nedwards) May 14, 2022
Texas officials assure public that power grid, while not operational, is free of transsexuals or CRT https://t.co/ShfLHnScgr
— FreshMouthHat (@Popehat) May 14, 2022
A decade of unified Democratic control has given California a $100B budget surplus and a quarter century of unified Republican control has given Texas... whatever this is https://t.co/E9eUfufVwQ
— Michael Tae Sweeney (@mtsw) May 14, 2022
There's been a pretty rapid Trump-era evolution from "Scandals won't bring down candidates like they used to" to "If I run for office, I can move past my old scandal" to "My scandal is a positive thing that shows that I've been unfairly victimized by the right enemies" https://t.co/TTEecdJQLh
— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) May 12, 2022
Wannabe Montana Rep. Ryan Zinke Has Inconvenient California Address https://t.co/kV12VkRSOK
— Los Angeles Magazine (@LAmag) May 14, 2022
sure the news is bad but you have to admit this site was perfectly engineered for uninformed arguments about breast milk
— Miley 🫠 (@MilesKlee) May 13, 2022
It was striking to see some MAGA influencers trying out all these theories one after another to see which one would stick with their followers. https://t.co/y0N2tOSbxX
— Arieh Kovler (@ariehkovler) May 13, 2022
Every time I remember the open letter Mark Twain wrote to Cornelius Vanderbilt in 1869 I imagine it as one addressed to Elon Musk about his army of reply guys pic.twitter.com/0B6lMSrHeE
— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) July 13, 2021
Perfect quote from the Binance CEO https://t.co/m93CyGuDjY pic.twitter.com/eT6nFug2pG
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) May 13, 2022
More.Fortune favors the exchanges. pic.twitter.com/tyIIE3TLB3
— Bitfinex’ed 🔥 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 (@Bitfinexed) May 13, 2022
Confirmed: This is a nod toward's Peloton's upcoming rower, not a suggestion that the company is sinking https://t.co/I4xq7dV0Oe
— Chaotic Goode (@LaurenGoode) May 13, 2022
I’m not going to be able to rest until I find out whether the hamster in the mecha is working class or not. https://t.co/u3fksgC0el
— mike cook (@mtrc) May 13, 2022
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
— Margo Howard (@Margoandhow) May 12, 2022
every child should come with a dossier
— FilmBart (@FilmBart) May 8, 2022
on the one hand, if I stay in Dracula's castle I might get killed and eaten
— Real Jonathan Harker (@RealJHarker) May 14, 2022
on the other, if I leave I'll definitely get fired and I have student loans, so 🤷♂️
This is really weird bud pic.twitter.com/v4D6PJn5F1
— they let dumb sluts into mensa (@sheriffofgay) May 12, 2022
New level of disrespect to film yourself racing pic.twitter.com/4gwYQrbf0e
— Piñata Farms 🪅 (@pinatafarms) May 12, 2022
all along, they have secretly had torsos, buried beneath the earth pic.twitter.com/ec1hIg4rrQ
— J.R. Carpenter (@jr_carpenter) May 10, 2022
This goes hard pic.twitter.com/b4SL3klo36
— Axe (@westernunion2k) May 8, 2022
(Raptanks)Streaming what could be the most obscure FMV game ever made and THE COVER ART HAS HELICOPTERS FIGHTING A DINOSAUR https://t.co/bOHpEjDYui pic.twitter.com/tYKqpczA8h
— Macaw (@Macaw45) May 10, 2022
I decided last minute to get some stickers of a REALLY stupid idea I had last night. pic.twitter.com/IH24KNlPoP
— 𖤐 Shrimp 𖤐 @ Crypticon Seattle #231 (@PedestrianWolf) May 9, 2022
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