LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! pic.twitter.com/51nMWONolm— Wosny Lambre (@BigWos) May 16, 2022
are we all inside of the nightmare chris paul had last night?— Natasha Dye (@natashadye) May 16, 2022
Boban is kind of like the NBA's very own cryptid. A Boban sighting in the playoffs is truly a blessed event.— Bruno ☠️ Dias (@NotBrunoAgain) May 16, 2022
Rick Caruso is a billionaire but Grove employees have to pay for parking and THAT is why he shouldn’t be mayor of LA— katie barsotti (@katiebarsotti) May 15, 2022
My latest on a nearly five hour long town hall about water restrictions in places like Calabasas, Hidden Hills and Agoura Hills.— Brittny Mejia (@brittny_mejia) May 14, 2022
Avg water use in the district in 2021 was 193 gallons per person per day, more than double the statewide average. https://t.co/jmbe5wvHJL https://t.co/LjHzCwhoGt
Here is Jeff Bezos pretending to be against inflation and government stimulus — while Amazon lobbies for massive new tax breaks for itself, and Bezos additionally wants $10 billion of government spending on his space company.— The Lever (@LeverNews) May 15, 2022
Receipts: https://t.co/jH8DDT8tsb https://t.co/Wlwy7FAiWA
at least he told us outright who manchin is working for— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) May 15, 2022
As a friend pointed out, no one should be surprised that we have a culture fixated on toxic conspiracy theories when the History Channel (and others) has been playing conspiracy bullshit for the last twenty years. https://t.co/pv2oAN5s3e— Jack Murphy (@JackMurphyRGR) May 15, 2022
Checking into a Ukraine hotel.— Christopher Miller (@ChristopherJM) May 15, 2022
Receptionist: Would you like a room on a higher floor or a lower floor, sir? Some people are afraid of missiles.
Me: I’m afraid of missiles, generally speaking. But I think I’ll be ok on any floor.
Receptionist: We will see, sir.
It would actually be extremely funny if this entire fiasco started because Twitter put Musk in their absolutely idiotic algorithmic default timeline beta test. (I was in it and came very close to quitting the app all together last winter because of how horrible it was.) https://t.co/uHCmyFXtFf— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) May 15, 2022
I made a Twitter list of Elon Musk’s follows in case you want to see the utter banality of his experience on here https://t.co/Zp0Nr7Gd4L— alex hern (@alexhern) May 15, 2022
I mean I kinda figured as much but what a big relief to confirm shaq still hasn’t caught me living in his house https://t.co/h8hczeGwCT— David Sitrick (@davidsitrick) May 12, 2022
This is not what U-HAUL stands for. A Driver in Washington state crammed an SUV into the back of a U-HAUL truck. A state trooper stopped the driver on Hwy 97 in Okanogan County. There was only a single strap holding the car in place. The driver was cited & the UHAUL was impounded pic.twitter.com/CaOBStUQng— Robin Winston (@RobinWinstonTV) May 13, 2022
On my bike ride this morning, saw a delivery robot lost in the woods pic.twitter.com/ygiH4Gyrl3— Matthew McCormack (@historymatt) May 15, 2022
hope everyone who carries a lego batman in their pocket will learn to not carry it in the airport. i was randomly selected for a pat down and she asked if i had anything in my pockets and i pulled out a lego batman— ≪?≫ (@munkaei) May 12, 2022
But imagine she just pulls out a lego joker from her pocket— 🐛Junebug Junction🚂 (@JunctionJunebug) May 13, 2022
(Amazon has it.)
Happy Mother’s Day to my mom who got me this book to help me in middle school when I was getting bullied pic.twitter.com/WvCCoaIRp7— Dylan Adler (@DylanAdler6) May 8, 2022
Hard to imagine a more accurate meme in the history of memes. pic.twitter.com/WaIarLkaHk— The Star Trek Communist (@BoomerNiner) May 10, 2022
cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way 🙄— .’✰ (@ohIust) May 9, 2022
Every mother's day I think of the time I didn't hear from my mom for 5 years and then got an email that read "Cars are being set on fire on the street here in Paris, but don't worry, I'm safe in the Algerian Quarter with Bernard." The whole email was wtf. Like, who is Bernard?— Jeff VanderMeer (@jeffvandermeer) May 8, 2022
@fearsupply #fyp #positivity #onlyinmycalvins #PringlesCanHands #TalkingTree ♬ Love You So - The King Khan & BBQ Show
@rachelle002rachelle002 That time a random cat jumped into the stroller #cat #catthings #thisisnormal #catandbaby #babiesandanimals #funnycat #typicalcat ♬ original sound - rachelle
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