guy donating his body: promise that you won't make me look silly
— atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) May 18, 2022
scientists: uhh yeah sure thing pic.twitter.com/yIaWaOPRV9
Adams's main skill as a pol was to get on TV news and get his picture in the Post, and a reliable way to do that is to say crime is OUT OF CONTROL. he accidentally just kept doing that after getting elected to the job that everyone blames crime on, because of the Post and TV news https://t.co/XLQ8rg9HDm
— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) May 25, 2022
In the past few weeks, we've had three outrageous tragedies that have really shaken America to its core: a sidewalk defacement in Maine, a house protest in Maryland, and now a press conference interruption in Texas. We can't go on like this.
— J. Van Wyck (@TheRealJVanWyck) May 26, 2022
Masks are tyranny but elementary schools locked down like max security prison will be our salvation.
— Brandon (@Br_nd_n) May 26, 2022
if there's one thing I would like people to internalize and move on from it's that hypocrisy is not only a fairly useless analytic but that many contradictions aren't contradictions but rather statements of value and that we've taught ourselves it's impolite to see or name them
— inverted vibe curve: burgertown must be defended (@PatBlanchfield) May 25, 2022
I think about this a lot https://t.co/RFRrbaNLQM
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) May 26, 2022
https://t.co/rPkSfLL0pB pic.twitter.com/WV8DLw7a4q
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) May 22, 2022
prediction: we get the first Cool Ranch Doritos Oreos in 2024
— Brandon Edler (@MrBrando3) May 18, 2022
Taco Bell’s poetry collection is 🔥. https://t.co/znfjmRLLe6
— Priscilla Mizell (@PriscillaMizell) May 14, 2022
We thought we were building a bee house. Instead we built a bee’s worst nightmare. pic.twitter.com/u6R2Zlyz9L
— Mike Kaspari (@MikeKaspari) May 4, 2022
The existence of Mel B and Mel C implies the existence of Mel A, otherwise known as Close Combat Spice
— James Ross (@jamesrosscomedy) May 14, 2022
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS pic.twitter.com/Sv5rXPE8Ys
— el kato (@CryptidPigeonn) May 23, 2022
I will never ruin my love for Morbius by actually watching Morbius
— The General Goodsman (@OregonTrailJail) May 24, 2022
dance music in the 90’s was incredible, just a woman putting her entire soul into a beat that had every cell in your body vibrating… then here comes some jacked baldhead dude with a deep voice rapping the stupidest shit you’ve ever heard
— L Ron Mexico (@LRonMexico) May 21, 2022
— David Shrigley (@davidshrigley) April 29, 2022
New Zealand, better then Old Zealand! pic.twitter.com/CuVxD29ouO
— ✨Envil 𖤐⋆ Neil Gaiman is Magic (retired) 🏴☠ (@darkwillowz) May 21, 2022
New Zealand like Scotland but further pic.twitter.com/uLafg2XJP2
— ✨Envil 𖤐⋆ Neil Gaiman is Magic (retired) 🏴☠ (@darkwillowz) May 21, 2022
Can confidently say this is the best purchase I’ve ever made. pic.twitter.com/oy3pp8C2L6
— Chris Stephens (@ChrisStephensMD) May 21, 2022
@skarxface Now that is a dedicated videographer #fyp #4yp #photography ♬ About Damn Time - Lizzo
@fypninja House Horse 🐎 #horse #pet #dog #animal #animalsoftiktok #fyp #viral #omg #wtf #mutation ♬ Love You So - The King Khan & BBQ Show
@thenotsonormalfamily811 They adore him 😆 #donkey #goat #theylovehim #farmlife ♬ Blue Blood - Heinz Kiessling & Various Artists
*More funny posts.