Forever my favorite pic of him pic.twitter.com/kagankxM4M
— lesbian captain kirk (@NewbSombrero) May 9, 2022
7D chess thinking when all we really need is for someone to execute well at checkers.
— Jason Kotenko (@jasonkotenko) May 18, 2022
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is required by law to reveal the addresses of properties he owns to the state’s ethics board.
— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) May 19, 2022
Yet, he has refused to do it. Via @houstonchron. https://t.co/fgobv95eq5
It’s always the people you most suspect
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) May 19, 2022
gotta wonder if a free speech absolutist would enforce a non-disclosure agreement
— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) May 19, 2022
I can only surmise that he was previously involved in a transaction where a horse successfully bought someone’s silence
— noah kulwin (@nkulw) May 19, 2022
How much do horses generally cost? I feel like buying one for someone would have limited appeal. Lots of accessories and upkeep needed. Not everyone has room for one in their apartment. Seems like a weird gift idea.
— Seth Weintraub (@llsethj) May 19, 2022
I once did a fun cute little blog about how elon musk follows zero women on Twitter (not even his own mother). I asked SpaceX and Tesla for comment because duh and they (the PR professionals!!!) came back to me with “but he follows more women than men on Instagram.” https://t.co/P0eDlS8kqe
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) May 19, 2022
I have a separate folder just for the emails I still get from enraged Elon Musk fans two years after I made fun of him for not following any women on Twitter
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) May 30, 2018
WaPo has verified 2014 emails in which Tucker Carlson and his wife asked Hunter Biden for help in getting their son into Georgetown.
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) May 19, 2022
(via @mviser)https://t.co/aKmBABMB4N
New: Honolulu architect William Wong pleaded guilty last year to paying over $100,000 in bribes to city permitting employees.
— Christina Jedra (@ChristinaJedra) May 19, 2022
Today, he’s still working as an architect and a state board just renewed his license for another two years. https://t.co/rGwngCviNM
Another round of anti-vaxxers trying to dox me and my parents isn't great but it is v funny that they included the time I won second place in the book nerd bowl. Anyway, I WILL NOT BE SHAMED. pic.twitter.com/4zNNaPEBPv
— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) May 19, 2022
If I was a top recruit I’d be paying EXTRA attention to who thinks it’s outrageous that I should be making money while they make millions off of my free labor.
— Joy Taylor (@JoyTaylorTalks) May 19, 2022
To me, none of you have a height nor any physical features. You are simply demons that exist inside my phone to torture me.
— James Colley (@JamColley) May 19, 2022
(twitter slander is unavoidable but people really think its a good idea for the league's broadcast partner to have role players saying the games stars suck and I have questions)
— myles brown (@mdotbrown) May 18, 2022
Sorry, conducted by who? pic.twitter.com/ec5pW0OELp
— joe (@namabamapa) May 18, 2022
I had to zoom right in to check if this was Forrest Gump. pic.twitter.com/u6r2Wg3RDf
— SkillsMcGill (@skillsmcgill) May 18, 2022
if the technology were there buster keaton would have been jumping out of airplanes just like tom cruise
— El Scorcho Bangs (@yuckybangs) May 18, 2022
My first car stereo had bass and treble buttons that popped out when you pressed them, and then you twisted themSame as the turbo button on your old PC pic.twitter.com/BrqBOSXdzR
— Jason Milletary (@JasonMilletary) May 13, 2022
i have 2 moods:
— titsay 𓆏 (@titsay) May 14, 2022
-tired (and a bit hopeful)
-tired (and empty) pic.twitter.com/xLzeNpBgpX
The retro-looking magical girl on the box for the Magical Wii (an adapter that allows PS2 controllers to work on the Wii) is what caught @alexfkraus’s eye, but for me it's the one riding a controller cable like a witch's broom (and is also wearing PaRappa’s hat) https://t.co/EXLoLIawru
— Attract Mode (@AttractMode) May 14, 2022
There are different telltale signs of approaching summer. In Finland 🇫🇮 it is the icebreakers returning to port. pic.twitter.com/x3mt2PzuKl
— Jukka Salovaara (@jukka_salovaara) May 14, 2022
I feel like sharing some non-paper stuff from collection. Let's starts with my Velveeta Shells & Cheese Dinner camera. pic.twitter.com/uJFWU9LA1R
— Cardboard America (@73sand88s) May 14, 2022
This is easily a top 5 Siskel & Ebert moment pic.twitter.com/kZhi6daFex
— Eli Olsberg (@EliOlsberg) May 15, 2022
@olliegoodboi Did I hear that right, mommy??! (We really did go out for a walk after 😁🐕❤️) #fyp #fypage #dogsofttiktok #doodle #minigoldendoodle ♬ Love You Still (abcdefu romantic version) (v1) - Tyler Shaw
@jingmao386 #dog #foryou #fyp #fypシ ♬ original sound - Andrea G
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