My mother shielding the robot lawn mower from the rain. Somebody please make a sitcom about my family. pic.twitter.com/4FYntd2Dd5— Frances Watkins (@FrancesW96) May 18, 2022
For perspective, that 40 minute presser was shorter than the time those kids were in that room with the shooter.— Bill Weir (@BillWeirCNN) May 27, 2022
Given how bad the narrative police are going with now is for them, imagine what actually happened.— Sam Sacks (@SamSacks) May 27, 2022
It's also a sign of how desensitized to things we are that neither of these episodes were delayed, despite the Uvalde shooting having happened just days ago. https://t.co/746upsflSZ— Graeme (@graemem) May 27, 2022
The doors are "striking" back pic.twitter.com/issiTtOPme— Alaric Aloor🐕🏎⚽️🥃 (@AlaricAloor) May 27, 2022
You can tell you're living in a collapsing society when every single action results in more money to the rich and more power to the police— zaratustra liminal noneuclidean roguelike (@zarawesome) May 27, 2022
The Caruso campaign is shaping up to be a major test of the Slimeball-American constituency's influence in Los Angeles politics. Maybe the biggest ever outside of the Grammy Awards. https://t.co/LJlPUNnjCo— Dan O'Sullivan (👻 NOW *LIVE* ON GHOST 👻 ) (@osullyville) May 28, 2022
What's worth $34+ million? Sweetheart construction deals? Gutting public education in favor of charter?
Oh me oh my: @RickCarusoLA has spent just under $34 million trying to be mayor, according to new Ethics Commission disclosures. He dropped almost $10 million from April 24-May 21.— Jon Regardie (@JonRegardie) May 27, 2022
My latest @LAmag column about his campaign.https://t.co/dIb3QrrCyf
Who do you think the Lucille Bluth is here, the one giving millions of people $10,000 or the lady saying “$10,000 isn’t very much money.”— Wippery Fench 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌋 (@CApluralist) May 27, 2022
am aggressively unfollowing every single person who says that $10,000 in student debt relief is an insult or a pittance, because if you believe that, there's absolutely no reason i should take you seriously about literally anything else.— GONELIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) May 27, 2022
Real, in case you believed Twitter had up until now been in good hands.
Wild to see one billionaire use the app he created to joke about another billionaire’s alleged sexual harassment settlement. pic.twitter.com/MKH7DMDBHe— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) May 27, 2022
extremely anime move https://t.co/wVVgSTQswg— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) May 27, 2022
once i was at a comic book store and james spader walked in to get his weekly comics, but instead of going like "hey it's me james spader i'm here to pick up my comics" he cheerfully shouted "YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE"— LB Hunktears (@hunktears) May 18, 2022
Umm, that owl might be my new favorite thing. 😆 https://t.co/H59tnAQ5DG— Diandra Mae (@DiandraMae) May 12, 2022
I’m cackling so bad, they tagging their moms 😭 pic.twitter.com/nou0Mi5PHC— mb (@CallHerMo_) May 16, 2022
Love the "liquid metal T-1000 full of bullet holes" vibe of this wedding dress. pic.twitter.com/sBVUkThBBP— Curis (@Curis) May 18, 2022
@carmen_hdz_v #answer to @spidermark790 #answer to @spidermark790 ♬ original sound - Carmen Hdz
@argepapageienschutz Vivaldi + Harry ❤️🦜 #love #parrot #shelter #foryou #fy ♬ Another love by Tom Odell - Sad quotes
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