Quite enjoyed Iron Mike the other day pic.twitter.com/mk3ID7gWsR
— Neil Hauer (@NeilPHauer) May 24, 2022
#Afghanistan is another magic wonderland of energy drinks. pic.twitter.com/Jtt5VgAviy
— TiGu (@TiloGummel) May 24, 2022
I think if you’re laying off employees you should resist temptation to refer to them as your embarrassing corporate collective noun. pic.twitter.com/RoauLMSm38
— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) May 24, 2022
Finding out the Halo TV Show did not, in fact, end with a season finale cliffhanger that shows them discovering the Halo. The season ends without them discovering the Halo. Hopefully in season 2 of Halo the TV Show, they can eventually make it to the titular setting of the games.
— 🏜🔋, fka ☕️ (@coopercooperco) May 23, 2022
i'm not interested in seeing the hungry hungry hippos fight each other for marbles. i'm interested in their trauma
— ben flores redemption arc (@limitlessjest) May 24, 2022
"Rumour was Turd earned his nickname simply because a chair he sat in back in flight school had the word "turd" scrawled on the back"
— Echoes in the Sky (@exoticaviation) May 14, 2021
(https://t.co/xSufXy9hKI)
Another less than flattering callsign I saw was 'POT'. Was told that stood for Pukes On Taxi.
— Gareth Jennings (@GarethJennings3) May 14, 2021
Photos.we'll always have the 1936 Olympics gold medal game pic.twitter.com/4mKSIWl1pW
— Buffalo Key Right 7 Heaven (@adamthevictor) May 25, 2022
This image is a reminder that Udonis Haslem is the same age that Danny Glover was in the first Lethal Weapon movie. pic.twitter.com/MZuJcRB7kx
— Michael Lee (@MrMichaelLee) May 24, 2022
42 years since the best fight in Star Wars 😌 https://t.co/ytYDJILXRP
— noor (semi ia) (@ahsokamidala) May 21, 2022
of all the things I've done in Rogue Legacy 2, this is hands down the most significant one 👇👇👇 pic.twitter.com/KVpcypVQnA
— glauber kotaki (@unseven) May 16, 2022
if this is my fully developed prefrontal cortex then god help us all
— trash jones (@jzux) May 16, 2022
Samus Aran's metroid-infused DNA makes her more susceptible to cold temperatures, so I guess that means she's canonically one of those people that's just cold all the time? And I guess that knowledge led me to rendering her with her entire fist stuffed into a mug of hot cocoa?: pic.twitter.com/ulGuY14MCV
— Stephen J. Plant (@StephenJPlant) January 9, 2022
I was wondering if spider-man's spider sense is based on an actual thing spiders can do so I googled "can spiders sense danger" and the national wildlife federation treated me like the dumbass I am pic.twitter.com/S967JvF7Un
— International Clown Hall of Fame & Research Center (@ericisajoke) January 9, 2019
Its gotten so bad on college campuses you can’t even say “balloon” anymore! pic.twitter.com/jpEzlKbCxH
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) May 17, 2022
ME: I will now give my Moby Dick presentation as a rap
— Andrew Fowler (@fowlerism) July 25, 2018
TEACHER: I specifically told you not to d–
ME: His palms are sweaty, Queequeg's harpoon heavy, there's something on his sweater already, spermaceti
Had the whole crew in stitches 😂 pic.twitter.com/qnUQadJjYm
— arnaudvds (@arnaud_vds_) May 24, 2022
— good reddit (@GoodReddit) May 20, 2022
@roberttolppi #seagull #pizza ♬ original sound - Robert Tolppi
@paulsthemeparkadventures New Sarlacc Piggy Bank In Galaxys Edge! Retails for $39.99. #sarlacc #sarlaccpit #starwars #galaxysedge #batuu #disneyland #disneymerch #disneymerchandise #disneyparks ♬ original sound - paulsadventures
@_caroline_elise If she fits she sits #catsoftiktok #cattok ♬ Monkeys Spinning Monkeys - Kevin MacLeod & Kevin The Monkey
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