sorry but the courtroom sketch of the Georgia sheriff on trial for civil rights violations makes it look like they were prosecuting a giant from Attack on Titan pic.twitter.com/zpYG2gMI4l
— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) October 28, 2022
— CJ Ciaramella (@cjciaramella) October 27, 2022Quite a list of scandals, starting with this: "On his first day in office in 2005, he fired 27 deputies and had them escorted out of their building as snipers were positioned outside, according to CNN affiliate WSB-TV. Courts intervened and the deputies were later reinstated." (I believe this is the courtroom artist.)
I can't think of anything more dystopian than Paul Pelosi being attacked by a man radicalized by rampant conspiracy theories on Facebook and then being rushed to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital.
— Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) October 29, 2022
What’s fringe about his conspiracy theories? https://t.co/7QDLAGO9Cr
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 29, 2022
The likable moderate just keeps on going pic.twitter.com/x9ii4OkzFP
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) October 29, 2022
SuccinctlyIf you vote Republican, you're voting to make Kevin McCarthy Speaker, and giving him even more power. pic.twitter.com/byvVNE0cPi
— Eric Schmeltzer πΊπΈ πΊπ¦ (@JustSchmeltzer) October 28, 2022
Just want to point out that people who really love The Last Jedi have thus far not attempted to assassinate anyone. https://t.co/G0ttoF9Sqb
— Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) October 29, 2022
The U.S military isn’t even using its most modern genders in Ukraine yet. We’re sending them surplus genders originally developed in the 2000s. https://t.co/fqDjtfu5RA
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) October 27, 2022
"the Journal op-ed also appears to put at least some of the responsibility in overcoming its recruiting challenges on parents, teachers, community leaders, lawmakers, 'religious institutions,' and military veterans, offering few specifics on what the secretaries themselves are doing to make the military more attractive to recruits."The op-ed, asking young Americans to join the military, sits behind a paywall. https://t.co/5jQyaEPFlE
— Task & Purpose (@TaskandPurpose) October 26, 2022
Start by turning off Fox News in every waiting room. https://t.co/pKLUWBqNSN
— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) October 29, 2022
Hello to the social media platform owned by one of our competitors
— CitroΓ«n (@Citroen) October 28, 2022
How curious, Elon has always been so genteel with his friends in the automotive industry... how odd that they do not wish to offer their collegial support to his new endeavor. https://t.co/XPucXJzVec
— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) October 28, 2022
Parag Agrawal got into a legal showdown with the richest man on earth, embarrassed him so badly he completely folded, then as a reward gets bought out of all his equity at the highest conceivable valuation and *doesn’t have to run twitter any more*
— jack (@jackalltogether) October 28, 2022
hahaha daily mail fucking printed it. the michelle obama book is π¨π³π. pic.twitter.com/45AtQLdI1u
— rahul ligma respecter (@excedrinenjoyer) October 28, 2022
psa this is now being reported as a hoax perpetrated by @tszzl (left) and @eigenrobot (right) pic.twitter.com/sspRfpavEz
— the bat (@wayVesworld) October 28, 2022
You’re making the mistake of thinking Meta is just a video game. It’s not. They’re literally opening portals to parallel dimensions. Have you any idea how many metaverses you need to bore through to find one where the inhabitants have legs? The raw energy required?
— Ben (@ben_gc) October 27, 2022
Neom should be built exclusively in the metaverse. This is the only way MBS’s wild dream can come to fruition and it would also give Zuckerberg something to do with all that money. In the metaverse journalists who are killed can also merely respawn somewhere else.
— Murtaza Hussain (@MazMHussain) October 27, 2022
everyone used to tell me i had an irrational hate for pantone as i am not even a designer - but i can spot a con a mile away! and creating the idea of PIRATING COLORS is a con!! https://t.co/NoFEaTA29h
— jenn (@jennschiffer) October 28, 2022
— leon (@leyawn) October 28, 2022
If micro betting is your thing, the state of New Jersey has approved pitch speed betting prior to tonight's Game 1 of the World Series.@DKSportsbook will allow bettors to bet on the over/under of every pitch tonight.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 28, 2022
"...fuckin' leaned right into that." pic.twitter.com/dqJLZJ9isi
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) October 29, 2022
NBA TV gotta upgrade the commercial sales to something besides scamming medicare recipients and the Camp Lejeune settlement
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 28, 2022
If my maths are correct there will be no extra Super Licence point for Logan Sargeant - he completed 22 laps of the 4.304km circuit, which equates to just over 96km. Needs to complete 100km in an FP1 session to earn a SL point #F1 #MexicoGP #F1ESTA
— Chris Medland (@ChrisMedlandF1) October 28, 2022
Westbrook wouldnt do that btw
— incognito tab #3 (@notcrypticno) October 29, 2022
JustWatch has become one of my favorite sites, although I haven't tried its remind me function yet.Definitely the future of television I had in mind was me having to google every movie I want to watch to see if it’s currently in one of its one-month windows on any of the seven streaming services I pay for. This is way easier than buying a DVD. I love it.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) October 15, 2022
A good Halloween costume would be a Man-E-Faces that used a McDonalds boo bucket for the faces
— lee gatlin (@neilaglet) October 27, 2022
i did community theatre as a kid and had a multi-year huge crush on like the only straight guy & when i was 13 i was cast opposite him as the romantic lead which was crazy bc i was a terrible singer & years later the director tells me it's bc she knew i liked him & she was bored
— asherah (@e_asherah) October 13, 2022
I've been enjoying this Russian politician's hair this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/WBO3NybaAw
— Jimmy Pop (@jimmypop) October 12, 2022
tfw you are a caramel apple pic.twitter.com/er1DCc0mNA
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) October 16, 2022
Heard my boyfriend in the other room say YOUR MOTHER TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THAT and it turns out that my kid and his friend accepted balloons from a clown on the street
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) October 15, 2022
@the_leighton_show My wife usually gets these (mostly because I don’t know the answers π) #teen #college #texting #parents #dad #mom #son #greenscreen ♬ original sound - π·ππ♡
@lynree84 #bordercollie #herdingdog #dogsoftiktok #funnyvideos #kansascity #kansascitychiefs ♬ original sound - reedlk23
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