Just chillin', hbu? pic.twitter.com/EMH5Fhh7D4
— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) October 16, 2022
I would love the juxtaposition of the most likely Republican nominee being legally forbidden from even being the CEO he sells himself as
— Bennett Tomlin (@BennettTomlin) October 16, 2022
About a quarter of Americans are disabled, even if over the last week I have learned approximately zero of them work in newsroomshttps://t.co/pNXFWGu9cm
— Zackie Daytona, Regular Human Journalist (@BudrykZack) October 17, 2022
How surreal this is is :)) Zelensky singing new years songs on Russian state TV with russian tv hosts, while Solovyov happily dancing. Life can be very weird sometimes pic.twitter.com/EKpfhk4imL
— temo (@JusticeNafo) October 15, 2022
THIS IS INSANE pic.twitter.com/1jpcGCF88h
— Supernova ♈︎ (@Theblairwitches) October 15, 2022
If you’d given me 1,000,000,000 guesses of things that would happen in 2022, “creator of Veggietales implying Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber are trans in a Twitter thread where he’s asking other Christians how drone strikes are okay but abortion isn’t” wouldn’t come up.
— tierney cyren 📍 Berlin (@bitandbang) October 9, 2022
https://t.co/JMrsQYO7vF pic.twitter.com/wZWFx9tiGY
— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) October 17, 2022
“the antisemitism does not reflect our views. our views mainly concern *disseminating* the antisemitism and profiting from it”
— Jonathan Howard (@staringispolite) October 16, 2022
Ye is blaming the Jews for the system of capitalism which is funny because the capitalists used to blame them for communism 😩😩😩
— Wosny Lambre (@BigWos) October 16, 2022
As @yair_rosenberg and others have noted, Judaism and Jewish culture have always valued literacy, education, toleration of those who are different, the freedom not to believe what everyone else does—and these are precisely the same values hated by authoritarians.
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) October 16, 2022
Baffling that so many news stories about the acquisition are missing this context. This is why the news desk needs to talk to its beat reporters for these stories! The headline is that Owens used her friendship with Kanye to offload a dying platform. Not another celeb tech buy!
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) October 17, 2022
FWIW, from The Daily Mail: "The two reportedly got engaged over a FaceTime call after just two-and-a-half weeks of dating."Parler Chief Executive George Farmer said discussions with Kayne West of a deal for Parler began casually when his wife Candace Owens attended Mr. West’s fashion show in Paris.
— Anthony DeRosa (@Anthony) October 17, 2022
Owens and Kanye both wore a “White Lives Matter” shirt at the eventhttps://t.co/bxPAQs9W6s
Russian intelligence can't unduly influence a UK Prime Minister if they can't work out who it is.
— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) October 17, 2022
Check and mate, Putin.
Does feel like one of the unusual phrases Duolingo comes up with pic.twitter.com/p7CrTxcQbV
— Tom Hourigan (@TomHourigan) October 17, 2022
(One early write-up. And a prediction.)just a thought but maybe if the Russian army was 'woke' and a 'they/them' army they could have less of this. https://t.co/LWxUqPn8Ou
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) October 16, 2022
This is the Xinjiang women's basketball team, studiously taking notes. pic.twitter.com/ZAyHwROupB
— Mark Dreyer (@DreyerChina) October 16, 2022
The times we are living in.. pic.twitter.com/T5ITpPSBI5
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) October 16, 2022
He's been writing the same article over and again for months (credit to @MarkELindsay for collating). None of those pieces make any effort to inform the reader. The whole series feels like senseless overblown alarmism for clicks at best, or for sadistic gratification at worst. pic.twitter.com/HgXD2oCkVP
— Prof Francois Balloux (@BallouxFrancois) October 16, 2022
His articlesThing I leaned: there's a guy at the Daily Beast whose entire beat is stories about how a nightmare new Covid variant is the doomsday variant that will finally destroy us, and stories about how aliens are about to destroy us https://t.co/A43cr4lVrg pic.twitter.com/E8MgzSz2kR
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 17, 2022
Began reading this tweet and joking thought “Did Mike Lee write this?” and reader, the answer will surprise you https://t.co/6JYbsxaUq4
— Jacob Rubashkin (@JacobRubashkin) October 17, 2022
I've enjoyed listening to Bill, Sal, and House discuss parlays for well over a decade, including that Bill constantly acknowledges that the professional gamblers he knows mock him for using parlays.I hope the sports betting companies paid to get it into the plot of Uncut Gems, because I’ve never bet on sports in my life, and entirely because of that movie I believe parlays to be 100% the coolest way to bet on sports https://t.co/Pj6LAhGXSP
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 16, 2022
feel like most IP-based media (which is most media now) has become such a sludge of "remember this toy you bought when you were 12? you can buy a limited edition now" that people are identifying Andor, a star wars-ass star wars show, as "not really all that star wars-y"
— Bruno Dias has been dead for 13 years (@NotBrunoAgain) October 16, 2022
whereas most star wars media is made out of recycled bits of star wars, which is why it has that processed meat mouthfeel
— Bruno Dias has been dead for 13 years (@NotBrunoAgain) October 16, 2022
andor is a good show and I swear to god if a skywalker so much as sneezes in its direction I will stop watching instantly
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) October 17, 2022
Pat McAfee had Charlie Whitehurst throwing clipboards into a basket for charity. Spectacular. #ClipboardJesus pic.twitter.com/SppqEom2og
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 15, 2022
Sounds like Oklahoma City will end up having waived all 4 players they received from Houston in that trade. Houston has already waived all 4 they received from OKC. Can't recall a trade this big where every player involved was cut. https://t.co/eOlCqvPvic
— Yossi Gozlan (@YossiGozlan) October 15, 2022
...actually would have been shorter list of players who were on the Lakers roster at the end of the season who are still in the NBA
— Law Murray 🎃 (@LawMurrayTheNU) October 15, 2022
- LeBron James
- Anthony Davis
- Russell Westbrook
- Malik Monk (SAC)
- Talen Horton-Tucker (UTA)
- Austin Reaves
- Wenyen Gabriel
- Kendrick Nunn
Naylor's HR trot included rocking the baby, too small, and he's my f***ing child" pic.twitter.com/fPsWMJ8ZG9
— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) October 17, 2022
the pitcher that gave up the home run should have to run around the bases instead
— Kelly Dwyer (@KDonhoops) October 17, 2022
1st grade Kendall Roy giving a macaroni necklace to his dad energy pic.twitter.com/zqIXOZ2E2H
— Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) October 16, 2022
the Florida experience: getting screamed at in a park by a weird old man whose wife doesn't like him https://t.co/BnD1SgzAC1
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) October 16, 2022
The best part of this video is not the field rush, but watch the Tennessee students faces before the kick and when the ball is in the air. I never saw the kick, I just watched the reaction @LateKickJosh @NextRoundLive @dennisdoddcbs @cjogara pic.twitter.com/Dq6eqF56Qj
— Jim Dunaway (@jimdunaway) October 16, 2022
man TLC would hate this place pic.twitter.com/uF85w7V1io
— dan solomon (@dansolomon) October 2, 2022
most thoughtful girlfriend award goes to her pic.twitter.com/TjWnR4QtCA
— ree || 3.24.23 (@no_reeree) October 3, 2022
I just tell Google home to order Domino's and then somewhere a couple miles away a Rube Goldberg device of human suffering begins as they fulfill my order.
— Atlas (@Atlas_Bun) October 13, 2022
history documentaries remain a rich source of guys with incredible names pic.twitter.com/Akjbf2vfcY
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 4, 2022
At the 2nd Annual Mysterious Chicago Tours cleanup at the oft-neglected Jewish portion of Oak Woods Cemetery. It’s been mowed this year! If I were Harry Sex (a jeweler whom the Trib said made the phone book obscene,l) I’d probably go by Sachs, but then would I have a sex bench? pic.twitter.com/jQi88SgpVR
— Adam Selzer | אדם (@adamselzer) October 2, 2022
Saw a cool piece of art today pic.twitter.com/DPUMX3Ug71
— Bred Pres s (@bredpress) October 3, 2022
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