My friend's sister's Halloween costume is too good not to share pic.twitter.com/4V0eMy7CIm
— Steph (@EristicEnigma) October 26, 2022
A Dutch talk show invited a climate activist to talk about "proper ways to protest" aka if you really should be glueing yourself to stuff and tossing soup onto paintings.
— Steffie πͺπΊπ Witch: Fated Souls 2E coming soon! (@100thingsilove) October 26, 2022
AND THEN HE GLUED HIMSELF TO THE TABLE.
5/5 Highly entertaining #extinctionrebellion pic.twitter.com/MzXlUD9dOx
Ngl this looks like NYPost normally so I kept on scrolling https://t.co/JSNwTjdicf
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) October 27, 2022
Yeah, they're real.a wapo reporter & editor inadvertently showing off how framing in an objectivity driven newsroom can lead readers to view the same story from radically different perspectives pic.twitter.com/ElxurqpkhB
— dell cameron (@dellcam) October 26, 2022
Over the last couple decades we made a fairly seamless transition from Sharia law coming to America and being taught in our schools and enforced in our streets to Critical Race Theory in our schools and "woke" being forced onto not just the populace, but the military.
— Jack Murphy (@JackMurphyRGR) October 26, 2022
So the latest crazy twist to the fake-Brazilian spy story is that he attended a hybrid threats working symposium in Vilnius sponsored by the EU, where one of the simulation topics was "what to do if Nord Stream pipelines are sabotaged". pic.twitter.com/CJ6SK8FVhZ
— Christo Grozev (@christogrozev) October 27, 2022
Quick escape from my Beijing hotel after waking up to this… π pic.twitter.com/VGnPJl6r50
— Edward Lawrence (@EP_Lawrence) October 26, 2022
Some images reportedly from Lanzhou showing people being quarantined in a car park and inside a public toilet seem to be doing the rounds on local social media… #covidzero #china pic.twitter.com/GzL7xxsjRw
— Edward Lawrence (@EP_Lawrence) October 26, 2022
We've all been there man. Screwing up our company because we made a deal with a digital demonic entity to trap people in Mii Hell but nobody showed up to Mii Hell and now the demon AI's pissed https://t.co/STa1d7kwV1
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) October 27, 2022
Here’s How Much Money You’ve Lost If You Took Matt Damon’s Crypto Advice One Year Agohttps://t.co/f9v1WTMTnl by @schwarz
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) October 26, 2022
Wikipedia: As Pliny's vessel approached the shore near Herculaneum, cinders and pumice began to fall on it. The helmsman advised turning back, to which Pliny replied, "Fortune favours the bold; steer to where Pomponianus is." Upon reaching Stabiae, they found Senator Pomponianus, but the same winds that brought them there prevented them from leaving. The group waited for the wind to abate, but they decided to leave later that evening for fear their houses would collapse. The group fled when a plume of hot toxic gases engulfed them. Pliny, a corpulent man who suffered from a chronic respiratory condition, possibly asthma, died from asphyxiation caused by the toxic gases, and was left behind.The funniest part of Matt Damon's "Fortune favors the brave!" crypto ad, which premiered a year ago, is the inauspicious origin of the phrase itself: It was famously uttered by Pliny the Elder, who courageously sailed into danger & then immediately died https://t.co/cUOXabnWFX pic.twitter.com/n047WD164D
— Jon Schwarz, Mayor, Arkham MA (@schwarz) October 26, 2022
I just feel sorry for him he wasn’t born a few centuries ago — and has to settle for this — instead of raising an army from le Roi Macron in France and invading Britain to depose his father at the perfect moment when he’s unable to find a stable First Lord of the Treasury. https://t.co/joN93L1Xbx
— Ben Judah (@b_judah) October 27, 2022
Without looking up a single thing I know in my soul that the translucent roof will be a disaster https://t.co/qJm4Wf1CgC
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) October 25, 2022
"The dome ceiling contained thousands of semi-transparent Lucite panes. Players soon complained that glare from the panes made it hard for them to track fly balls; to solve the problem, two sections of panes were painted white in April. Unfortunately, within a few months the grass died from lack of sunlight. For most of the 1965 season, the Astros played on green-painted dirt and dead grass. Even before then, the grass tended to hold, then release moisture. The resulting condensation often forced games to be delayed while the grounds crews cleaned up the playing surface."It looked like this and they had to paint the whole thing over when they remembered “whoops there’s sun in Texas” https://t.co/5anL484B9v pic.twitter.com/7bMkpc3Wt9
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) October 25, 2022
“SHOOT IT BEN!”
— Complex Sports (@ComplexSports) October 27, 2022
Kyrie Irving is begging Ben Simmons to shoot the ball π pic.twitter.com/gXGlCtB4QJ
Russell Wilson worked out and stretched for four of the eight hours on the flight from Denver to London. Said he was doing high knees in the aisle when the rest of the guys were asleep.
— Zac Stevens (@ZacStevensDNVR) October 26, 2022
(Listen, one of those tweets is made up. Probably.)This Athletic Premium Plus interview with Russell Wilson hacking his body’s need to poop is literally unreal pic.twitter.com/r0OMl2F4uT
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) October 26, 2022
the strategy with data took me out. https://t.co/78SO4ATXml pic.twitter.com/MtARrknbZC
— πππππ (@row_kay) October 25, 2022
I never thought I would change my name when I got married— I was the first (medical) Dr. Newton in my family and I’m very proud of that. But, when presented with the opportunity to say “Hi, I’m Dr. Sleeper and I’ll be your anesthesiologist,” I just couldn’t pass it up!
— Lindsay Sleeper (@LindsayPNewton) October 11, 2022
depressed? walk into a corner store with no game plan and walk out with 2-4 drinks. nothing better than getting home and assessing your various beverages.
— palmer ward (@decentbirthday) October 13, 2022
I really appreciate the Restatement's general test for extreme and outrageous conduct for an intentional infliction of emotional distress claim pic.twitter.com/bvSGO7xfRp
— Owen Barcala (@obarcala) October 14, 2022
— 100T JhbTeam (@JhbTeam) August 31, 2021
Calling STAR WARS™ fans: complete your collection with our NEW Wampa™ plush! This fuzzy snow creature from Hoth™ makes an action-packed gift thanks to its fun detachable arm (Online Exclusive).
— buildabear (@buildabear) October 14, 2022
US: https://t.co/mkB7uGxrc2
UK: https://t.co/UInkTfzq6H pic.twitter.com/YjBnJNeMD1
@alexojeda VR + water slide! π€― Would you try this? @Ballast VR - #VRSLIDE is a system that takes ordinary waterslides and transforms them into fully immersive THRILL rides. Powered by a smart sensor system which synchronizes the rider’s speed with the VR content, each slide can be programmed to support multiple VR experiences. It might look wild, but it’s a high-tech system that is safe, comfortable and gives a completely exciting ride experience. - #travel #waterpark #waterslide #thrill #adrenaline #vr #virtualreality #waterpark #wingsandwaves ♬ original sound - Sickickmusic
@gonzoxox Neighborhood cat loves zombies #halloween #halloween2022 #kitten #kittensoftiktok #fyp ♬ original sound - Margot Gonzales
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