2 years ago: My son hid 200 butts around the house to entertain his sister.— Kim Baker (@kim_bak) October 7, 2022
1 year ago: He left for college.
Today: Changed the remote control batteries and found another one. pic.twitter.com/NrQtYrFAJb
Imagine a universe where Howard Schultz was imprisoned for breaking the law over and over again or Jeff Bezos did 3 months in jail while waiting trial for the $62M Amazon stole in tips from its drivers. The very thought is absurd—like trying to describe the scent of the color red— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) October 11, 2022
does someone have a running list of all the ethnic groups martinez has raciste-ed https://t.co/Zd6vqbwJ1o— suhauna hussain (@suhaunah) October 11, 2022
was thinking how funny it would be for you two ghouls to try and convince a bunch of european education ppl that schools should be run by southern baptist tax shelters and school lunches should cost each kid 25 dollars cash but it turns out there's a lake geneva in wisconsin too— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) October 6, 2022
Stereos. They used to have big cabinet sized sets with wood paneling and the two speakers that looked like they were stolen from a dance hall. We got an egg that’s recording our conversations for the police. https://t.co/JpEywJfwJ7— "This Ain't No Rodeo Bro Dad!" (@chadstanton) October 11, 2022
I watched Meta Connect via my Quest 2 headset. Some counter said there were 5.7K people in the keynote theater at one point, though only 14 in my instance of it. Everyone in the theater rushed to the front to see Zuck's new avatar. It... did not look good.— Kashmir Hill (@kashhill) October 11, 2022
Meta announced Microsoft Excel for VR and I'm actually delighted because I've been collecting images of immersive spreadsheets for almost 10 years pic.twitter.com/Nz81K5uOhR— Paolo Pedercini (@molleindustria) October 12, 2022
Meta only has to convince a small and homogeneous caste of managers.— Paolo Pedercini (@molleindustria) October 12, 2022
They can recreate that surveillance power they lost with the switch to remote work.
That depressing office aesthetic and those floating powerpoints are not targeted to us.
I love working at Facebook.— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) October 11, 2022
Yeah, it's a bummer we got called back to the office and I have a 2 hour commute again.
But, I'm sorry: you just aren't going to get this close collaboration with your teammates if you're working from home. pic.twitter.com/3l0aJ1GWrR
Astros reliever Phil Maton said he punched a locker on Wednesday. He broke the fifth metacarpal bone in his hand. It eliminated him from contention for the postseason roster, and he won’t be able to pitch until next season.— Sam Blum (@SamBlum3) October 11, 2022
Man I can't believe Untitled Marvel Film got pushed out to 2025 https://t.co/BpySQCwv7f— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 11, 2022
I have solved the cultural trad/cultural dynamist divide by having Stable Diffusion generate Thomas Kinkade paintings of cyberpunk cities. pic.twitter.com/8TTSyMXsoa— Aaron Ross Powell ☸️ (@ARossP) October 7, 2022
i will never report the details of my operating system's malfunctions to the manufacturer in order to help improve performance. my computer is a loyal friend and im not going to rat it out for making a mistake— Mike F (@DeputyWarlock) August 31, 2022
The person who designed this sign knows precisely NOTHING about human nature.— Cory Doctorow (@doctorow) October 11, 2022
I think I found a new champ for the most fucked up ATM fee on Hester street pic.twitter.com/EiG0jcxAV5— Mr. Highlight Reel (Official) (@Papapishu) September 30, 2022
official Hasbro statement on Knockoff Transformers. (198?) pic.twitter.com/8RjeY6H4dU— Crazy ass moments in Transformers History (@TF_Moments) September 30, 2022
This cretin has been dropping sticks down our chimney for weeks and today he finally accidentally dropped himself, this is the face of someone who knows they’ve been HAD pic.twitter.com/VlVIt9dqwG— M (@blacksmoke1033) April 18, 2019
Hey Santa 🎅 get off the field!♬ original sound - Tik Toker
@tanganyikawildlifepark Not today! #cheetah #cheetahs #cubs #cats #catsoftiktok #bigcats ♬ Break My Stride - Chateau Pop
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