Can you guess why?Watching the "Stick Man" at hockey games is so insane. He touches the stick of whoever has the puck. pic.twitter.com/x1y6GpHUg2
— Remko Rinkema (@RemkoRinkema) October 25, 2022
— John Wiswell (@Wiswell) October 28, 2022
(Want to see what Twitter thinks your interests are?)Imagine being a billionaire and buying Twitter instead of a small radio station in a coastal town where you could spin the hits of the 80s, 90s and today
— Joe Simons (@joesimonssays) October 28, 2022
In a final horror, Facebook dives below $97 in liquidation frenzy. Americans like Cramer are weeping because Zuck IS America; he became a demitrillionaire via betraying his friends, stealing data, exploiting women and fawning over Trump.
— Tero Kuittinen (@teroterotero) October 27, 2022
He was our King.
Hunter Biden https://t.co/b1oIuIrZON
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) October 27, 2022
It’s time to come clean. I moved out of NYC six months ago because of the massive crime wave: landlords conspiring to charge everyone $4,000 for a 1-bedroom.
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) October 26, 2022
This is objectively the funniest possible way that Gerry Adams could have confessed to being in the leadership of the IRA https://t.co/K0qeO2Lhcc
— Michael McDoormat (@GlassHalfArsed) October 25, 2022
With a 40-yard net avg on each first-down punt, doing so would've created an extra 14.3 yards of field position for the Iowa D per drive. It would've taken a FG off the board, but it would've also taken off a pick six, so that's a net gain there too.https://t.co/Nj4IzIZVu3
— Bill Connelly (@ESPN_BillC) October 25, 2022
Somewhere there’s a McKinsey report advising Big Banana to sell bananas in unreasonably huge bunches in bags of plastic and/or tightly tied together to encourage over-buying and wastage. This is the conspiracy theory I’m most invested in
— Gady Epstein (@gadyepstein) October 15, 2022
girls don't want a chad girls want a weird goblin man who makes them laugh and brings them treasures and potions
— Jessica (normal woman) (@fingerbIaster) October 10, 2022
Scientists now believe that many dinosaurs were losers pic.twitter.com/0scxQ15J7X
— Henry Tweet (ft. PJ Harvey) (@bombsfall) April 16, 2022
I was at the hacker con in '94 where the production people for that movie came and took pictures for wardrobe ideas. Then they showed those pictures to the costume designer who said "ugh they dress horribly" and based all the costumes on what people were wearing at clubs
— Sifu Tweety Fish, cDc (@sifutweety) October 14, 2022
comprehensive menu of my desires at all times pic.twitter.com/FiyeUo8ym6
— maxel tov! (@RainicornMax) October 2, 2022
🚨🚨ON DOG CAMERA VIEW🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/NkZXE1f7aI
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 28, 2022
@thethroatgoattt too pussy to do it during business hours tho #throatsinging #throat #singing #ethnomusic #fyp ♬ original sound - Throat Goat
@mike_sometimes_hikes #australianshepherd #moose ♬ Love On Layaway - Vincent Antone
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