New mustard bottle cap option. Would y’all be interested in this? pic.twitter.com/1lL9wKTYYD
— Bijan Mustardson (@bijanmustardson) October 8, 2022
"multiple sources independently stated that just over 2,000 [Crypto.com] employees have left the company since layoffs began"The Matt Damon crypto ad unfortunately may have been the intellectual vaccination that the public needed. It made the nature of the crypto grift so transparently a scam and so widely known, far more than any other campaign.
— Stephen Diehl (@smdiehl) October 9, 2022
Twitter provides an empirical answer to the question "how many times in a row can someone be proven wrong until people stop listening to them". There doesn't seem to be any such threshold.
— François Chollet (@fchollet) October 9, 2022
Don’t be mad at @elonmusk. He’s just building up confidence with putin. Soon he’ll gift him a Tesla, pinky swear that the autopilot works, and end the war in under 2 weeks.
— Trolly McTrollface 🇱🇹🇺🇦 (@Tr0llyTr0llFace) October 9, 2022
"The body gave an award for unionising workers to the IWGB, which it now refuses to recognise"ah yes... "unions are good... but not here"https://t.co/tF7i3Z79Xv
— v buckenham (@v21) October 9, 2022
IMAGINE THE MEETING
— Sara Wachter-Boettcher (@sara_ann_marie) October 10, 2022
Remember how we built a big box around the Columbus statue in 2020 because jimbronis wouldn't stop threatening protestors with bats?
Yeah, so you finally wanna get rid of Columbus?
No way
Take the box off?
Absolutely not
???
Two words: FLAG PAINT https://t.co/vCze3SE04q
Per Rob Thomson: Phillies reliever David Robertson strained his right calf jumping up in the air when Bryce Harper homered against the Cards last round. He’s out for the division series.
— Jesse Rogers (@JesseRogersESPN) October 11, 2022
damn Rogan just had Roger Waters on. such a jump in quality from his usual these last few years, which is Navy SEALs who claim they invented a new method for drinking water
— reticent baller (@ByYourLogic) October 7, 2022
The hobbits in Ring of Power are diverse, but not the ones in LOTR, which implies that the hobbits had a really ugly chapter in their history
— Ryan Gasoline (@Ryan_Gasoline) October 8, 2022
Via @DougDeMuro, obvs. At least the first part. https://t.co/PPpT2qtqja
— Peter (@Peter_M_V) October 10, 2022
ME: Heh so this is fun, the save icon looks like a floppy disk because it's a holdover from era of technology you're too young to remember
— spooky action at a distance (@qntm) October 10, 2022
YOUNG PERSON WHO HAS NEVER USED AN APPLICATION WHICH DIDN'T SAVE AUTOMATICALLY: "Save icon"?
ME:
Survivor.io on iOS is a good time waster.you, a bad person: I can't believe I'm addicted to Vampire Survivors, which looks and plays like a mindless no-budget 90s flash game
— fatiguefluencer (@naxuu) October 10, 2022
me, a good person: I'm proudly addicted to Vampire Survivors, a brilliantly designed, intellectual game which dethrones Tetris for timeless classic
I'd forgotten the ludicrous QTE in Chains of Olympus where you tap circle to push away your daughter. pic.twitter.com/hV2HWjoVyD
— Matthew Castle (@mrbasil_pesto) September 28, 2022
getting an oil change in my car. bored of this oil
— slick (@dlicj) September 28, 2022
U should get a little fanfare & animation when you wisely delete a tweet *just* as it starts picking up traction. the fatal parry mechanic of twitter. perfect cancel
— Ben Schroder (@kyotocosmology) September 28, 2022
yes i understand quantum computing, it’s not 1 or 0 but a secret funnier third thing
— amanda✨ (@plinyrespecter) September 26, 2022
In flight entertainment should have a category “movies you can finish before we land” and eliminate titles as you get closer
— LISA CURRY (@lisa_curry) September 27, 2022
@sharkybobarky If you think you have it rough, just remember Jaqweenie’s strength in the face of adversity. #jaqweeniestrong #dogsoftiktok #adoptdontshop #EndlessJourney ♬ Everybody Hurts - R.E.M.
@kikotherottweiler His little face 🥹 #fyp #dogsoftiktok #rottweiler ♬ original sound - kikotherottweiler
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