A napkin holder in the upper deck appears to have burst open and the napkins shot out like a pack of bats escaping from a cave.— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) April 4, 2023
They are now swirling about in the Kansas City air.
I cannot emphasize this enough: there are napkins absolutely everywhere. pic.twitter.com/SrZQ67bHMZ
i dunno man. its hard to look at mayors like eric adams or lori lightfoot and think "the problem with these guys is their job is too hard" https://t.co/TZp5CBd7er— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) April 5, 2023
the moderate alcohol hypothesis has come under increasing criticism over the years as the alcohol industry’s role in funding research has come to light"
Lolllll if you have to issue a statement to correct the record on office supply availability you've already lost. What you should've done is make a YouTube short or whatever it's called where Sundar is just slowly stapling for 2 minutes. https://t.co/BcpTwkc2VM— Jason Goldman (@goldman) April 4, 2023
review for when the new mario bros movie comes out:— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) November 24, 2021
"this is the movie i would have wanted to see in 1993, while the 1993 mario movie is the one i would like to see now"
anti-union bosses have been trying to distract us with pizza parties since the Bronze Age https://t.co/RJntcjn4ns— Kim Kelly (@GrimKim) April 3, 2023
They should make this a permanent feature somewhere in Manhattan, might even become a tourist attraction. https://t.co/Hd2VOlZNiU— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 4, 2023
I paid extra to have a signed copy of Alison Roman’s SWEET ENOUGH shipped to me just so I could make use of the option to have her inscribe it w/a message of MY choosing. Compare the text I politely demanded she write to what I received. Utter betrayal of a fan w/lovely hands 🤬 pic.twitter.com/4jEIBbf8t9— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) March 31, 2023
She did not pay extra!!!!!! https://t.co/U76er6J06G— alison roman (@alisoneroman) March 31, 2023
one time a woman with a medical alert wiener dog sat next to me on a plane and her dog kept alerting on me and she was like “not to be weird but you should get your heart checked out” and that’s how i found out i had a mildly irregular heart beat— grace holland🐰 (@thebiggestyee) March 23, 2023
his line delivery here i’m laughinggg pic.twitter.com/yqALxfuRM4— vye / elle (@anihuggingpadme) November 6, 2022
@kimmolloy2 #hounds #walkerhound #bassethound #coonhound #rescuehound #houndmix #snow #sleighride #sledding #hilarious ♬ original sound - Hound House
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