Omg📦📦📦🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭☠️ pic.twitter.com/JuZxslFsi7
— Kaylan_TX (@Kaylan_TX) June 12, 2023
Whoa! @matt_levine wins the day again pic.twitter.com/stzNxvLjRI
— Josh Wolfe (@wolfejosh) June 12, 2023
The only write-up when I lookedFlorida Gov. Ron DeSantis just signed a bill sought by billionaire owners of Major League Baseball teams that cuts minor league baseball players off from the minimum wage.
— Jason Garcia (@Jason_Garcia) June 12, 2023
And there are two possible reasons
— Phillip Bastien (@PABastien) June 12, 2023
Either their numbers are so huge they want to avoid another payout like what happened with the BONES actor arbitration situation a couple years back.
Or...
now is the time to delve deeply into our IP, he added, and greedily https://t.co/SpLuTmTuGW
— flglmn (@flglmn) June 13, 2023
surely the witch with the gingerbread house will let -us- live https://t.co/mRlRVUWLdJ
— zaratustra (parody account) 🧶 (@zarawesome) June 13, 2023
they were working on a multi billion dollar deal but the investor pulled out at the last moment. rumor was that it was Amazon but no one knows
— $ (@folmerkelly) June 13, 2023
Embracer CEO Lars Wingefors really spent months going "my girlfriend (she lives in Canada she doesn't go here) is totally going to come up with $2 billion in some sort of acquisition deal"
— cohost.org/bruno (@NotBrunoAgain) June 13, 2023
personally if I publicly claimed that I fumbled a $2b bag, I would simply resign before forcing other people to pay for my stupidity
— cohost.org/bruno (@NotBrunoAgain) June 13, 2023
In today's lead story about Floridians as Trump jurors, in the very first paragraph (!), the NYT quotes a Bette Anne Starkey, who it identifies as a "registered voter" and "bookkeeper". https://t.co/m2ykcrO2ch But guess what? 2/3
— Dan Froomkin (PressWatchers.org) (@froomkin) June 12, 2023
More information about the eventCongratulations to the 2023 #ConcreteCanoe Competition champions, @CalPoly! #ASCEChampionships pic.twitter.com/2XOeCXQaRX
— ASCE Headquarters (@ASCETweets) June 13, 2023
Jokic said pic.twitter.com/LZGuWLo2zk
— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) June 13, 2023
Jokic Brothers tossing Denver's head coach in the air like a doll is killing me pic.twitter.com/MqOsnl0fDN
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) June 13, 2023
(My recollection is the Lakers were mocked as bailing out Klutch by signing him.)People wonder why I'm obsessed with KCP and this insane Rob quote is literally the beginning of it all https://t.co/4Sqzmg1Blc
— Josh Cain (@joshpcain) June 13, 2023
Imagine, you've just done something absolutely unheard of, in your home country, you're still processing the emotions, you look to your right and your best friend is getting speared by security https://t.co/cyPFIYrDa1
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) June 12, 2023
the spectrum of stories you have to cover in this job is staggering.
— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) June 13, 2023
one minute you're dealing with Serious Shit, labour movements, international court cases
the next: whatever this is https://t.co/q6ozpCzi2S
we take no pleasure in reporting that yosemite national park has fallen pic.twitter.com/gKqovwCnou
— adrian (@crawf34) June 11, 2023
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies…
— Thinkwert (@Thinkwert) May 5, 2023
⁰"My name is Milk Jug, king of kings:⁰Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"⁰Nothing beside remains. Round the decay⁰Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare⁰The lone and level sands stretch far away. pic.twitter.com/Ugn8Ix8WpJ
Idk what this dude looks like but this was a wildly effective dm slide. Tailored specifically for me like ok go off king infodump at will pic.twitter.com/FMVXdMCeb5
— Cassie Pritchard (again) (@hecubian_devil) May 10, 2023
these two trucks have the same bed length pic.twitter.com/kv7dJpqRXc
— brandon (@coolbutstinky) May 29, 2023
Why does the don't feed the animals sign depict the eating of popcorn as such a feral and hedonistic act. The greatest delight an animal can experience pic.twitter.com/BvdegkDUSu
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) May 31, 2023
remembering when i asked a spanish teacher if "señorito" was a word like "señorita" is, and she said it's only used when a little boy is wearing a suit and looks like a little gentleman
— comeback jack (@meanunclejack) May 30, 2023
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