Groom: Dude, the invitation was for Gandalf the Grey.— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 17, 2016
Gandalf: Oh, it's Gandalf the White now.
Bride: [fuming]
Gandalf: [looks fabulous]
Rereading Lord of the Rings 10 years later, only to realize that the Ring is my smartphone. pic.twitter.com/w2hkX6M6cR— the artistic side of Somesanity (@flysanityfly) September 22, 2018
apparently 'rap snacks' are a thing that exists that i never knew i needed until right now. pic.twitter.com/1xNYl4LsDj— Anthony Petrie NYCC #874 (@zombiebacons) September 24, 2018
I feel like someone at Amazon Studios has a type pic.twitter.com/LbRxQIe39G— 🎵 TT / do you love me / are you writing (@tonytula) September 23, 2018
There are no bugs, only features we don't know how to market yet.— Pinboard (@Pinboard) September 24, 2018
We’re at a Halloween store that used to be at a babies r us and it’s so surreal pic.twitter.com/H7DLb7qqqO— tiny baby man ramuda @ 6 days (@StyleShinjuku) September 22, 2018
My girl was late picking me up n this is why🙄 pic.twitter.com/S8CAoCFNiL— tajh eason (@TajhEason) September 20, 2018
Great deal pic.twitter.com/sRBKWkEkMb— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) September 16, 2018
Hey @AlbertBrooks if we give our baby an Albert Brooks movie themed first birthday party will you come? We live in LA.— Ursula Lawrence (@UrsulaLawrence) September 23, 2018
My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it 😊 pic.twitter.com/rYC8jCTD5L— Christie Dietz (@asausagehastwo) September 24, 2018