When I was about 20, an ex boyfriend bought me a pair of panties that said “Wild Thing” on the crotch. I didn’t wear them until about 2 years later. I was working in a dentist’s office at the time. I had a patient reclined inches from my crotch when - suddenly! - it began.— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
🎶 Wild thing, you make my heart sing— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
You make everything groovy, wild thing
Wild thing, I think I love you🎶
This played from my crotch. Inches from my patient’s head. I had zero idea they were musical.
I knew immediately that it was my panties, as the song that was blaring from my vagina was written on my panties. I told the dentist and patient it was a ringtone and apologized profusely. It played any time I bent sideways and hit the little sound button.— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018
I could tell the patient, whose head was practically in my lap, sensed it wasn’t a ringtone. My dentist told me I had to turn it off. I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I removed my panties and spent the rest of the day going commando under my scrubs.— Marie Christmas 🏳️🌈 (@xLiserx) December 11, 2018