If you’re having a bad day - here’s the gender reveal video of friends of mine who’s reveal I was photographing. I promise it was funny very soon after 😂 pic.twitter.com/WBCvhvxqa0— Kate Kearney (@KateKearney) December 11, 2018
You ever laugh at something stupid so hard that you cry, and go to show your partner and they just look disappointed? Yeah pic.twitter.com/oQJk2OTpwe— Ritz Bitz (@Ritz_Tweeting) December 11, 2018
i carry a gavel around wherever i go. it’s real easy to end an argument with a gavel. you don’t necessarily win, but the argument ends— water toupee (@markydoodoo) December 12, 2018
not trying to mess up anybody else's thread but i am trying to share this photograph pic.twitter.com/KB7aPp1VHY— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) December 13, 2018
I was on a tube and everyone was sitting in silence as normal, and a lovely family from New Zealand got on board and introduced themselves and said hello to everyone.— Tom Coates (@tomcoates) December 13, 2018
There's a moment in a season 5 episode of The Simpsons where Homer starts picking letters off Maggie's birthday cake until Marge shoo's him away, saying, "I made a special cake for you to ruin. It's over there!"— Alan Denton (@AlanTheWriter) December 13, 2018
For my birthday this year, my wife made me that cake.
I love it. pic.twitter.com/5p5YYpjOoK
me: sorry daddy i’ve been naughty— ˗ˏˋ festive tony ˎˊ˗ (@stfutony) December 14, 2018
priest: for the last time it’s “forgive me father for i have sinned”
Meanwhile, I was reminded today of the time when a Malaysian paper did a currency conversion on rapper 50 Cent! pic.twitter.com/mzypxRcpOZ— simon read (@simonnread) December 12, 2018
My oven has a special button in case it gets problematic pic.twitter.com/5ZeYIlBCH4— Johnnemann 🌹 (@johnnemann) December 14, 2018
Introducing the latest #Windows95 custom "softwear."😉 Wish you could rock the #WindowsUglySweater? 👀 your DMs, because we're giving a few lucky fans one of their very own. pic.twitter.com/84kQLtYsF2— Windows (@Windows) December 13, 2018