Use as desired. pic.twitter.com/pWvSXb941L— casey briggs (@CaseyBriggs) November 29, 2018
@drewmagary so all the parents of boys in my son’s kindergarten class got this email from the teacher today. It is fun having sons. pic.twitter.com/xghPnk3zEN— Adam Smith (@aswimr) November 29, 2018
Usually when we release devils they run away; other times... pic.twitter.com/t5P5Md4gwH— David Hamilton (@davidghamilton1) November 30, 2018
Here’s Miss Universe Singapore and her Kim-Trump summit dress. I’m not even joking. https://t.co/wr4HNZiWMw h/t @ShibaniMahtani pic.twitter.com/yzOyIUx8xK— Anna Fifield (@annafifield) November 29, 2018
This midwest news station has a trash can wind meter 😂 pic.twitter.com/UJoALXqDcl— Midwest vs Everybody (@midwestern_ope) November 30, 2018
all three jeopardy contestants sleep together in a big bed the night before the show— liv liv livdemption 2 (@aveyclub) August 30, 2018
mugger: *points gun* your money or your life— M@thew (@TweetPotato314) November 28, 2018
me: sure thing *hands him my id* you got 2 kids and didn’t actually understand the matrix
mugger: no i mean-
me: *already running away* your late for steph’s recital
[interrupting a group of pre-teen girls playing M.A.S.H] what health insurance plan does it say I should get— Cara Weinberger (@caraweinberger) November 30, 2018
al pacino was oscar nominated for this performance pic.twitter.com/eYZK2ipNeb— Mr. Vertigo Comics 🌊🌊🌊 (@RamonVillalobos) December 2, 2018
At my daughter’s school it’s medieval day. Everyone else wore Disney princess dresses or homemade knight costumes.— Luke Flowers (@lafcreative) November 30, 2018
THIS KID marches to his own drum. #plaguedoctor ✊respect pic.twitter.com/jamPEVdi4J