“Oh, honey, NO. He’s cute, but is he worth dying in childbirth for?” —Your girlfriends in the Middle Ages, probably— Kiersten White (@kierstenwhite) December 1, 2018
Overheard at my 12-YO’s sleepover: “We’re not allowed to have phones in class but my friends and I still text each other on paper. 😂— Aerin O'Dell (@aerin_odellEdD) December 1, 2018
the prize for winning survivor has dropped 30% in real terms since 2000, a scandal never acknowledged by pundits or participants— Matt Bruenig (@MattBruenig) December 2, 2018
i heard a rumor that a well-known writer stole a fancy candle from a reading and then i heard another rumor that the first rumor was actually started by the writer to see how far it would spread and i'm actually not sure which is more insane. please DM me better gossip.— Kate Knibbs 🐋 (@KateKnibbs) November 30, 2018
My friend said this is “getting back out there” after a long relationship I’m dead. pic.twitter.com/BqPpnF61nH— QUEPID🤪💜 (@_Daminator) December 2, 2018
iCloud simply cannot accept nor believe that I don't care that I'm out of iCloud storage— Jillian Tamaki (@dirtbagg) December 3, 2018
There's got to be conspiracy theorists in the DCU who believe that Batman is just Superman in disguise.— Jadzia "The Hammer" Axelrod (@planetx) December 2, 2018
Someone did not think this through. pic.twitter.com/5UIRAqpbef— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) December 4, 2018
#tumblr after deleting all NSFW blogs pic.twitter.com/e3mpAgLG2R— Dabier (@OfficialDabier) December 4, 2018
At my daughter’s school they have a lot of clubs. At the clubs fair someone complained that no one was manning the ‘introverts club’ booth. No joke.— Ricardo Bare (@RicardoBare) November 15, 2018