— isa (@moisturizeds) December 8, 2018
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PUBLISHER: so you read the book, right?— Andrew Bridgman (@bridgmandrew) December 5, 2018
COVER DESIGNER: the wizard book? yeah i think i got the gist of it pic.twitter.com/uj04a9x9P5
Yeah but even so I would like the people who give out the Bad Sex Writing Award to append an example or two of the year's good sex writing for reference— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) December 5, 2018
Yes but pic.twitter.com/5lv0vCvLgV— Ash Warner (@AlsBoy) January 31, 2018
Two minutes into this eggnog tasting and I already said "I like a thicker nog."— Jason Diamond (@imjasondiamond) December 6, 2018
I told my Bangladeshi uber driver I mostly work from home and he said "Ah, so that's why you wear glasses like Gandhi, right? Hahahaha"— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) December 6, 2018
— Brock Baker (@BrockBaker) December 6, 2018
Mum and dad with a small boy ran for the bus, JUST got it, small boy was reading a book the entire run. Got on the bus reading it. Walked up the stairs reading it. Dad had to stop him falling backwards. I COULDN'T SEE THE NAME OF THE BOOK.— Christmas Ewa (@EwaSR) December 8, 2018
The Worldwide Leader Of Sleeping On Live TVpic.twitter.com/o6Q8JkDnS4— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) December 9, 2018