Mr. Zookeeper, let's cut to the chase—do you have ANY animals to which I may feed the breakfast cereal they supposedly lust after?— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) October 10, 2012
I will always love the editoral choice use a caption to clarify that this moment was unexpected. pic.twitter.com/OrgFgpEx4G— Steve Lieber (@steve_lieber) July 9, 2019
Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?— Sabrina (@stfu_sabs) July 8, 2019
Me: It be like that sometimes
Therapist: No
forums were better than twitter because you could just hate the same guy every day instead of always having to find out about a new one— Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant) June 28, 2019
If Judge Dredd had a cat, it would probably look like this. https://t.co/IlCVBhA8aD— 2000 AD (@2000AD) July 9, 2019
It was to protect the floor https://t.co/gL272ZxRky— Mūrūthi (@Ngartia) July 9, 2019
everyone on american ninja warrior does that fortnite floss dance now and it's ruining the sport— Go Play Outer Wilds (@bombsfall) July 9, 2019
AHHHHHHHHHHH A RAT— Neon Genesis Ewangelion (@EwaSR) July 10, 2019
DISGOSTEN pic.twitter.com/6e9Aag8AGg
Slow zoom on an ape's fearful eyes as it tries desperately to comprehend the spreadsheets pouring into its home— Regular Frog (@FrogCroakley) February 17, 2015
Titlecard: REVERSE JUMANJI
Today marks five years since the Phillie Phanatic hit his mother in the face with a pitch. pic.twitter.com/6RxNpkgh1w— Dan McQuade (@dhm) April 17, 2016
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