Fairly certain that crude oil is a genuine eldritch horror.
— ￭Ｙｓｅｕｌｔ￭ (@YseultCeirw) October 9, 2019
• lied in wait in the Earth's crust for literally millions of years
• made from the dead bodies of creatures nobody in recorded history has ever seen alive
• almost immediately granted us advanced technology
• naturally occurring, yet has a scent incomparable to any other natural substance
— ￭Ｙｓｅｕｌｔ￭ (@YseultCeirw) October 9, 2019
• pitch black liquid
• kills anything it touches
• using it to make anything kills everything it DOESN'T touch, but very slowly
• inexplicably addictive to the money-poisoned
• Is the cause of the mass extinction event we're currently experiencing, and that 95% of people are completely unaware of or outright deny.
— ￭Ｙｓｅｕｌｔ￭ (@YseultCeirw) October 9, 2019