— uwu *wears a scary mask* 😷 (@uwu_uwu_mo) October 17, 2019
I don’t know any children and have no idea how to speak to them and I was at a funeral the other day and this happened:— ruby🦎 (@roobeekeane) October 17, 2019
[in the toilets]
child: remember to wash your hands
me: yes! do you know why?
child: because it might be the last time you ever get to wash them
Please help. My husband just started running. He runs in jeans. With a belt. I don’t have anyone I can talk to about this. I am so alone.— Tawny Thee Breed Stock Paint (@TrondyNewman) October 16, 2019
This is making me laugh so hard what’s wrong with me pic.twitter.com/7V90MkvrW7— ☆ Nattalie Blake ☆ (@nattalieblake16) October 15, 2019
Cannot handle this donut place in Spain located in the next town over pic.twitter.com/aPpx1OQhNf— Forbes Quote of the Day: (@ikealacktable) October 17, 2019
After i say “ that’s crazy “ twice, please wrap up ur story— Zak (@mtroskiII) October 14, 2019
gonna blow @itemLabel right outta the water with our new casual wear line pic.twitter.com/gazyN4fAqS— Bacon Jeansburger (@devonsoft) October 16, 2019
here’s some quality content i look for on twitter since i haven’t seen any today pic.twitter.com/yzLvINcwPb— ash baby🤠(@ashleyy_eliass) October 15, 2019
Looks like one sofa bed designer dared to dream the impossible... pic.twitter.com/YsBiWXfmb9— dan barker (@danbarker) October 19, 2019
I want to be carried too Dad!!!! pic.twitter.com/hmiyHvL4JS— ANDREW ALBERTT (@ANDREW1ALBERTT) October 17, 2019
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