I'd love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?— Séamas It Ever Was (@shockproofbeats) November 16, 2012
This was her this morning feeding her #Avengers breakfast 😂🥰 pic.twitter.com/RtFhx0xulA— Paddy Raff (@paddyraffcomedy) October 10, 2019
its only me and this girl on a google doc rn... my palms are so sweaty— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) October 9, 2019
Reflecting on when James Franco put out a book of short stories and a novel and they were very comfortably in the “sophomore English major” range of accomplishment and one of the stories contained the line “the shadows were shadow-colored”— Connor Wroe Southard (@ConnorSouthard) October 10, 2019
In my 8th grade science class a girl read “orgasm” instead of “organism” & the entire class laughed at her. To comfort her our teacher said “Everyone’s gonna forget in 2 weeks”. It’s been 9 years & I still remember Maria! I fucking remember! I hope you see this!— mo (@moprob1ems) October 9, 2019
IDC how old I am I wanna try dumb shit like this 🥰🤣🥰 pic.twitter.com/EhCFXYDaPT— Tesy 🌹 (@TesySugarCrypto) October 10, 2019
If United sees this, get ready for "Economy Minus" https://t.co/73u894WWNK— Pinboard (@Pinboard) October 10, 2019
getting increasingly mad about the one dream i remember from last night:— soph 🎃🏒 (@sophmallinson) October 10, 2019
i'm in a restaurant, and i take a seat at a table with an array of fancy pumpkins in the middle of it. i say to the person across the table, “gourd to see you”
Tip: When making a sex tape, play Disney music in the background. That way, if it gets leaked online, Disney attorneys will have them all taken down.— /dan/null (@NoTalentAC) October 8, 2019
Big cats are just big cats pic.twitter.com/0oiILgbgGW— Awwwww (@AwwwwCats) October 10, 2019
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