i went to MIT and studied abroad at cambridge for a year and the biggest cultural difference was that at MIT people competed to signal that they were working as hard as possible - "i stayed up until 3am" etc. - and at cambridge people competed to signal that they did not work https://t.co/1mI33wtREe— QC (@QiaochuYuan) October 22, 2019
The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.— Julian Popov (@julianpopov) October 19, 2019
I would watch a miniseries or feature film that expands upon the story told in that Untuckit ad where the slicked-back founder dude walks down the street and says in passionate voiceover, "I am going to war against shirts that are too long. Will you fight with me brothers?"— David Roth (@david_j_roth) October 20, 2019
After exchanging numbers with a new guy on Hinge, I noticed my phone already had his number saved as a guy from Bumble, and now I feel like a Westworld robot realizing they’ve tried the same escape 100+ times before— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 23, 2019
The greatest scene in Fight Club will always be when Ed Norton and Brad Pitt take a couple baseball bats to a new VW bug and on the audio commentary track they’re like “actually I’ve tried them since and they’re very roomy”— 👻🎃Pivot to Video🎃👻 (@KrisLigman) October 23, 2019
Nothing that any director has said about a Marvel movie is nearly as mean as Gwyneth Paltrow's refusal to remember which ones she's in.— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) October 22, 2019
Watchmen owes us an episode in which a still-living Kubrick decries the glut of pirate movies.— Avery Edison (@aedison) October 23, 2019
A haunted car wash?? This is the creativity we need on the table!!!! pic.twitter.com/MdoSNjLtvP— 𝕮𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖔 (@UhhhHeaven) October 21, 2019
Absolutely the cutest Halloween dog 🐶 pic.twitter.com/lDT29wWLnz— Tiny Animals 🐾 (@tinyanimaIs) October 18, 2019
🦜 🦉— SmokinGrasshopper (@Grasshopper2049) October 15, 2019
the owl:
hey buddy you’re not my type
Cockatoo:
But but but... we both have feathers?! pic.twitter.com/hPYgAHddPh
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