my little toad, toadbert, in his wizard halloween costume pic.twitter.com/9CaKd750r6— A happier day (@AHappierDay) October 25, 2019
Twitter is like reading all of the voices Professor X can hear— Demon Chris (@chrislockeworld) October 24, 2019
Kanye is really like other middle/old men who find God later in his life, in that he suddenly develops a preoccupation with premarital sex as a focal point of his faith, while also justifying why he should get to keep private property— huwussein kesvani (@HKesvani) October 26, 2019
So how’s rehab going Bootsy? Great, great. pic.twitter.com/MMNWjLPpPn— jamie (@gnuman1979) October 23, 2019
A update on Cinderblock she finally walking pic.twitter.com/P6VsrKKd4L— Oregon I.T. Not IT⚾ (@OregonProgress) October 26, 2019
Why stop at weighted blankets? Put a boulder on me.— NosferaPru (@prufrockluvsong) May 29, 2019
I can't even tell you how badly I want to see Jane Fonda's text history each week as she invites various leading gentlemen to come get arrested with her— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) October 25, 2019
Greatest achievement in human history? Possibly. pic.twitter.com/G1IFxr212D— Trey Kamberling (@TreyKamberling) October 25, 2019
Me when I see my editor in the google doc pic.twitter.com/2bcW96r2Ld— De Elizabeth (@deelizabeth_) October 25, 2019
She found a leaf and won’t stop showing it to people 🍁 pic.twitter.com/lDsCZkvWcJ— Holly Nielsen (@nielsen_holly) October 25, 2019
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