sweet my long furby is here pic.twitter.com/QnKGjo7g6u— Paul Curry (@cr3) October 8, 2019
Grim news for those of us who write for a living pic.twitter.com/62YD53bo13— Sam Mintz (@samjmintz) October 23, 2019
for $5 i will write "yikes" under one of your ex's selfies— GARNICA (@IsaiahGarnica) October 15, 2019
okay, the requests are coming in.— GARNICA (@IsaiahGarnica) October 16, 2019
plz *specify* which selfie. otherwise, I will choose their most recent.
if they have no selfies (trash) I will pick a photo where they seem too pleased with themselves.
psychologists dont want you to know this video is the cure for depression pic.twitter.com/JAM4KTnuoY— rat mic 𖤐 (@sliccmic) October 23, 2019
Remember you are someone’s reason to smile.— DONT PANIC DARLING XX (@thelmaopong) October 22, 2019
Because you are a joke.
I did not know that coyotes could climb apple trees. We've had several coyotes fall out of our crabapple tree tonight. We believe they are eating rotting apples and getting a bit inebriated in the process. XD— Zebra Clad Werewolf (@bcbreakaway) October 12, 2019
[detective opens taunting letter from serial killer]— Drac 🦇 Bloodryk (@BudrykZack) October 24, 2019
Second detective: What does this say, I'm blocked
The Gen X science fiction fan curse is the Boomers keep banging on about Heinlein and Asimov, and the folks younger than you are endlessly resorting their Hogwarts Houses, and there's hardly anyone who wants to talk New Space Opera or post-cyberpunk.— Matthew Claxton (@ouranosaurus) October 23, 2019
So Bulldog eats rocks on his walks which isn't great for him and now he has to wear this mask to stop him so he has become Hanni-bull Lick-ter 😂 pic.twitter.com/8AzZfP3tR3— Emily Kager (@EmilyKager) October 24, 2019
*More funny posts.