I have officially confused the algorithm so violently that it I'm now being targeted as a North Pole elf who is in the market for a metal chastity belt. pic.twitter.com/5WOdTnu6EF— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) October 22, 2019
Encountered an analog paywall today pic.twitter.com/rYc3cZxR5v— Jessica Roy 🦅 (@jessica_roy) October 22, 2019
fae (xe/xyr): may i have your pronouns?— charlie 🐻 (@chawleeknight) October 18, 2019
me (they/them): sure! they/them
fae (they/them): thanks :)
me ( / ): wait
This quote at the UNLV law school is amazing.— Sam Kamin (@ProfSamKamin) October 19, 2019
It has very strong Michael Scott energy. pic.twitter.com/pRP0TySwGw
My heart is with the Bronx during this difficult time. https://t.co/ZqSyQLxrB4— Joelle Monique ✍🏾 (@JoelleMonique) October 22, 2019
“fried rods” pic.twitter.com/S7i2SeJK86— Mike Winters (@Mike_Wntrz) October 22, 2019
yall ever say something in conversation and it physically feels like you just chose the incorrect dialogue option in a visual novel— taco's ghost (@tacodevourer) August 29, 2018
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@SJSchauer) October 22, 2019
ok so my friends and I did Goat Yoga today and BRUH this little girl got her shit ROCKED by this goat 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/jWMLACGVm4— megan (@meg__lea) October 20, 2019
Gunner wants to play with buddie but I don’t think he realizes how much bigger he is than him🥺🥺💕 pic.twitter.com/A2XTmbeawO— Boo!Bitch!🦇🕸 (@gilbertpena7) October 19, 2019
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