here’s live footage of michael and i minding our own business until A SEA LION CAME CHARGING AT US FROM THE OCEAN. enjoy pic.twitter.com/nmVOVBMPQB— mia (@mia_edwards) October 5, 2019
— jw (@wizardishungry) October 9, 2019
I like telling my girlfriend that she’s expressing her beliefs, “I can’t be annoyed at you leaving these empty cups everywhere, it’s your beliefs,” and practicing her hobbies, “Ah, I see you’re doing your hobby of putting wet towels on the table in a bundle so they can’t dry.”— Avery Edison (@aedison) October 9, 2019
this is steak lorraine, distinguished by its glistening, 5w30 mushroom-motor oil sauce pic.twitter.com/Sc2AtHEWP1— Final Jeff-tination ☠️ (@happierman) October 9, 2019
today I told my mom that as an anarchist I don't believe in marriage and she said well how can an anarchist love miniatures and I said MOTHER— Saturday the 14th Marshall (@Remember_Sarah) October 8, 2019
This pic of a mummy and baby elephant crossing a river has killed me pic.twitter.com/8jSeZAVE7c— nerdy and 🎃fab-BOO-lous🎃 (@HooiWanV) April 21, 2018
This image makes it seem as if the White House building itself is sentient. pic.twitter.com/ztJMgsqoia— Andy Kelly 👽 (@ultrabrilliant) October 9, 2019
There is one way out of this and one way alone. Morey gotta sign Marbury.— ian karmel (@IanKarmel) October 8, 2019
I have the memory mattress and the gravity blanket. Once I acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, I can do the summoning.— Jesse Case (@jessecase) October 7, 2019
— youp! (@platonic) October 7, 2019
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