I cannot believe what I have just seen pic.twitter.com/2A7Ai39nsJ— alina 🍊 (@alinadorothea) September 30, 2019
Thank god it’s trademarked pic.twitter.com/wXMSk5xvH8— chris person (@Papapishu) October 1, 2019
Wife: We've been robbed!— Ayn Randy (@ItsAndyRyan) October 1, 2019
Me: I've called the copse
Wife: You mean the COPS?
Group of trees: Hi, we're Special Branch
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy— brent (@murrman5) October 1, 2019
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
Sources say that Fox was forced to act when Moloch, one of the few remaining advertisers on Laura Ingraham's show, was offended by the reference. https://t.co/e6K29Nt62h— IAmTheJawHat (@Popehat) October 2, 2019
40 USC §6307 & 36 CFR §520.4(e) make it a federal crime to cross a moat at the national zoo.— A Crime a Day (@CrimeADay) October 3, 2019
I show up to The Joker movie dressed as The Mask and all the Joker guys get pissed that I’m not taking the movie seriously.— chris person (@Papapishu) October 3, 2019
ME: Ahhh...long morning. Gonna take a nap and—— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) October 2, 2019
HOUND: EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU HEARD GOOD NEWS OF HOUND
ME: why is there a dog on me
HOUND: GOOD NEWS IS HOUND IS AVAILABLE FOR PETTING
pls enjoy this pic taken ten seconds after Bella spat out a new, offending treat, on me pic.twitter.com/wi9QMfJjJi— N is for Nicole, Who Fell Off a Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) October 2, 2019
Well, that didn't work. pic.twitter.com/tVEuQNVVwD— Dave M (@SpotTheLoon2010) October 1, 2019
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