People say I have an elevendency to exaggerate.— Chris (@cjhancock) May 30, 2012
A rare depiction of the creation of the first Black and White cookie.— Innocent Smith, op (@InnocentOP) October 31, 2019
ÖNB, Cod. 2554, fol. 1rhttps://t.co/PuUjUzUOSN pic.twitter.com/fXMwR2H76x
Trying to explain the Freeport McDonald’s to a friend. It looks like a funeral home outside and a retirement home inside pic.twitter.com/cOeJfNnk4b— sloppy wizard (@katrinkanova) May 9, 2020
I spent a big chunk of my morning enjoying all the replies pic.twitter.com/4d6ofDM8xR— David Cole (@irondavy) May 9, 2020
…but going through some pictures from my first trip to Japan, I also found the world's greatest slogan. pic.twitter.com/b60lmYbSwX— Cabel (@cabel) April 30, 2020
her head resting upon my chest she turned to face me, a mess of hair and smiles, and said "I would turn down a day in heaven if it meant one day less with you", and gently stroking her face I whispered "you mean fewer"— joe (@mutablejoe) May 9, 2020
Contender for greatest vox pop response, Magnus the magnet lover. pic.twitter.com/aOiod5lfKD— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) May 9, 2020
my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water pic.twitter.com/t9LfWwhbwh— jenna (@jennastoya) February 8, 2017
I’m dead 😂☠️ When I got back from the store all the goats had broken through the fence and were recking havoc on our street— Zach Roelands (@zach_roelands) May 13, 2020
This is the craziest thing to happen all quarantine 🐐🐐🐐 pic.twitter.com/Hc7XpuiBdT
A perfectionist pic.twitter.com/ZCJpCiUKQT— Stefan Plattner (@splattne) May 10, 2020
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