legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it pic.twitter.com/8LX9scRXHX— Max Q ⚡ (@Randy_Shannon) May 5, 2020
this mf said lasagana https://t.co/4BC4nSRyIi— 📻 hipster analyst (@nailheadparty) May 6, 2020
That’s top drawer Italianing. pic.twitter.com/NuIG3R7JpR— David Paxton (@DavidDPaxton) May 7, 2020
Teaching my compressible flow course online is giving me the opportunity to answer some long-standing questions, such as: Just how fast *is* that eagle in the @USPS logo going? Turns out, about Mach 4.9... pic.twitter.com/bICR7BUItb— Andrew Higgins (@A_J_Higgins) April 3, 2020
Stephen A. Smith: ‘I’ve Loved Ha-Seong Kim For Years, But He Will Simply Never Be The Player Jeong Choi Is’ https://t.co/LEKnVcxd60 pic.twitter.com/ev23rZE0w0— Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) May 7, 2020
Drag boat racers wear “ballistic shorts” for this very reason. https://t.co/ZvgCONM3Et— Tony Dew (@tonydew) May 7, 2020
“Guards against potential injuries caused by extreme water pressure”
OMG THIS IS CERRO GORDO, I ALMOST BOUGHT THIS TOWN https://t.co/xiRTVxIbIo— Svea Vikander 🎀 (@SveaVikander) April 18, 2020
half of y’all were gifted kids because your parents were doing your school projects for you— giabuchi (@jaboukie) May 6, 2020
I do not delete tweets, I create ephemeral memories for my most loyal followers— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) May 6, 2020
Here it is all done! pic.twitter.com/nSCIN1dNc3— Brittany (@BrittanySofty) April 29, 2020
— laurent (@solivan675) May 8, 2020
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