ok dumping her husband on patreon is funny but this tweet might actually be better in its unbelievable levels of self absorption and tone deafness pic.twitter.com/NXw3RhRxGb— kathbarbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) May 5, 2020
amanda palmer & neil gaiman's prenup is entirely written in the voice of a 19th century circus leader with diptheria and the magical ability to "read people's hearts", and the first clause declares the document void if both parties' lawyers do not perform it that way accordingly— Дашкам исповедальня (@Boringstein) May 4, 2020
Seen at the Aldi in Alexandria, MN yesterday: pic.twitter.com/EhpPBwTKyC— Hams Without Limits/Jambons Sans Limites (@WesFlinn) May 3, 2020
wish garlic was born naked— RaapchikNeighBae (@teaventi_) May 2, 2020
Thinking a lot about "Sriracha Blasted Crust" pic.twitter.com/d0ELi6HbEA— Cabel (@cabel) May 3, 2020
Dwayne Haskins has a mural of him and Brady at his pad 🐐— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) May 3, 2020
(via dh_simba7/IG) pic.twitter.com/LGUfzFKVIn
— Ben (@cinemashoebox) May 2, 2020
Comedy timing is a skill and this dog has it in abundance. pic.twitter.com/ZUG21UfW2Q— Matt Capon (@MattLCapon) May 2, 2020
You sleepin' fren... have some wing pats pic.twitter.com/a1fNAnFT7E— Back To Nature (@backt0nature) May 2, 2020
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