They’re not the same person, right? https://t.co/G3pSP71t0H— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) June 10, 2020
Robert Plant: ok this song is about having sex— Gavin Logan (@tamewhale) June 11, 2020
Rest of Led Zeppelin: ok cool
RP [under his breath]: and the lord of the rings
ROLZ: what?
RP: what
Watching Misery before I was an author: This is peak horror, I am so anxious right now.— Kayla Ancrum (@KaylaAncrum) June 11, 2020
Watching Misery as an author: Just tell her it’s the line edits, that it hasn’t gone to copy editing yet, and that you’re still working on feedback. Write her alt-ending then mail both.💁♀️
I LEGIT JUST TRIED TO GET AN APPOINTMENT TO GET AN OLD TATTOO COVERED UP THIS SUMMER AND MOTHERFUCKER TOLD ME OVER THE PHONE THAT THEY ARE BOOKED OUT TIL 2021 COVERING UP HARRY POTTER TATTOOS LMAOOOOO— Gheistdamme (@RivkaGheist) June 10, 2020
Love that JKR so cares about women that she wrote a book with a male protagonist, a male antagonist, a male best friend, a male mentor, a male nemesis, about twelve other male mentors, and a female best friend who mainly does his homework for him.— Rosie Fletcher (@rosieatlarge) June 10, 2020
If you could use a few seconds of levity, please enjoy Lorne Greene on BONANZA tossing a crumpled-up piece of paper into the fire, seeing it bounce onto the hearth, and then staring at it for a few seconds, presumably wondering whether the director will say “cut.” pic.twitter.com/tq7ub6ytyd— Noel Murray (@NoelMu) June 10, 2020
Guess what! Wikipedia has a "List of People Known as 'The Accursed'": https://t.co/KBsR8ey03G— Ada Palmer @🏡 (@Ada_Palmer) June 11, 2020
Why did I have to learn what a rhombus is? literally nothing is rhombus shaped.— Reeezy (@MsReeezy) June 10, 2020
PSA: There is a TikTok account where you can watch back-to-back videos of the same bird dive-bombing pedestrians that dare walk by its tree. His name is Dive Bomber Dave. 🐦— Justin Jenkins 🚀 (@just_jenkins) June 12, 2020
(📹: https://t.co/TRIAzsMuSJ) pic.twitter.com/UyvWctvxQw
This is what happens when I want to work and B wants to go to bed. pic.twitter.com/l1bLrp5taD— Helen Macdonald (@HelenJMacdonald) June 10, 2020
Bath time for pandas pic.twitter.com/yj0YVJolyo— Back To Nature (@backt0nature) June 11, 2020
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