I guess the Murder Hornets read the room and was like.......we'll come back later.— Wee-Yum (@MrGee54) June 2, 2020
I used to think the US didn't have a state religion— Dr Sarah Taber (@SarahTaber_bww) June 4, 2020
then I found out how much money we give farmers to generate an aura of national spiritual-ness https://t.co/LjkASpP00e
When you’ve seen everything... π pic.twitter.com/ENNpuI0jiY— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) June 3, 2020
One of these guards always lies, and the other always tells the truth. Here at the New York Times Opinion pages, we consider these both to be valid viewpoints that must be equally and fairly considered before deciding which door to escape the dungeon.— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) June 4, 2020
My neighbor’s son moonlights as a fortune telling machine (he may have watched the film Big recently) and I got lucky. pic.twitter.com/NfQhlOXO9O— Jessica Lahey (@jesslahey) June 5, 2020
If news is fake imagine history— Khai (@ThamKhaiMeng) June 4, 2020
It is genuinely fun how deeply and thoroughly I do not understand what is going on herehttps://t.co/fggVGL1tqg— Sam Dean π¦ (@SamAugustDean) May 27, 2020
Dated a guy in a frat who had a playlist entitled “if girls show up”— Annie Hamilton (@ANNIE_HAM) May 24, 2020
ιιγγͺγ倩ζ pic.twitter.com/PFsoU7l5Wd— δΈε½ζζ°ζ ε ±(xChina) (@xChina4) June 4, 2020
We thought that, given the lack of visitors, the Puffins might become a little more timid around us. Not so much. pic.twitter.com/sGN52dhPAo— Skokholm Island (@SkokholmIsland) May 26, 2020
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