— sleemo 🏝️ (@sleemo) August 5, 2020
— Lacey Gilleran (@laceygilleran) August 1, 2020
you ever think about the fact that the entire max rebo band died when jabba's sail barge went down. it was like the day the music died for jizz fans— summer of esther (part two) (@esthermirirose) July 31, 2020
I like that the switchblade lightsaber in Rey's dark side vision came from her own mind so she probably thinks that thing is really cool.— Kyle Strahm (@kstrahm) August 1, 2020
Wait wait wait—At one point, Luke Skywalker shot rats—with a spaceship—for fun.— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) November 20, 2012
Old princess leia having different clothes and old Han Solo just buying the same jacket again is pretty realistic portrayal of aging couple— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) January 5, 2016
Star Wars makes such a huge deal out of people being related to each other and never mentions that Luke and C-3PO are brothers.— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 4, 2016
Darth Vader: Did you know I built C-3PO— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) January 17, 2016
Luke: ...
Leia: ...
Han Solo: ...
C-3PO: ...
Darth Vader: I did, I built him when I was a little boy
Star Wars is a movie about a boy who has to buy his robot brother.— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) December 4, 2016
I can’t stop laughing at the idea that Wookies are about as smart as dogs but Han Solo doesn’t know that because he’s an alien so he just fully treats him like a man and Chewbacca has like 30% idea what’s going on and meanwhile Han is letting him drive a spaceship— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) August 3, 2020
This is why Princess Leia doesn’t give Chewbacca a medal and thinks Han is a gigantic moron— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) August 3, 2020