My 4.97 Uber rating is my greatest life achievement— Matias Hannecke (@MatiasHannecke) August 7, 2020
if I could give any advice to my 8 year old self?— Dani Lyle (@Danika_Lyle) August 10, 2020
stop talking abt how much u like owls all the time. Ur about to get worthless owl things for every holiday until ur 20. Start talking about how much u like cold hard cash.
Writers, if you’re not sure how to tie up the loose ends of a story, it’s always good to remember that Wilkie Collins ended The Haunted Hotel like this pic.twitter.com/DQmT9kROeY— Nell Stevens (@nellstevens) July 14, 2020
FOUND IT pic.twitter.com/CayYNf97wg— Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks) August 7, 2020
find someone that loves you like captain sisko loves baseball— DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION (@serenityfails) August 7, 2020
Kelsey Grammer is John Lithgow's Wario.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 7, 2020
I love this shade at Apple PR in the @trippmickle Tim Cook profile https://t.co/AYdFkhNW8d pic.twitter.com/9jSFWcEJlY— Ben Bergman (@thebenbergman) August 7, 2020
Detective novel where the hero is trying to track down a missing person and at the end it turns out the Rapture happened and that was the only guy Jesus took— Will Hughes (@Plumberduck) August 1, 2020
Our series MEDIEVAL ANIMALS explores the historical and cultural impact of animals in the medieval period, developing new insights into the creatures and beasts of medieval Europe.— UWP Commissioning (@UWPcommission) July 10, 2020
We'd love receive ideas for new volumes: https://t.co/zdm1u5N9Xw#IMC2020 pic.twitter.com/A0oPMZbdTy
Recommendation to parents: have your teens set their Venmo to private. No so much for security, it’s because you don’t want to see what they put in the memo when they and their friends send money back and forth.— BanALLTheAppsHat (@Popehat) August 7, 2020
who is this sign for pic.twitter.com/EgFjgR79tY— Sam Davidson (@sdwaco) August 6, 2020
Mina is helping Prussia with her snack. pic.twitter.com/6YfWk0NSp8— Cat Herder (@echo262) August 7, 2020
Rotary wing pups >> pic.twitter.com/cCdKVT1Jpg— Observation Post (@MilitaryTimesOP) August 11, 2020
2 beluga whales were released to a new open-sea sanctuary in Iceland, after 10 years in a Chinese aquarium.— AJ+ (@ajplus) August 10, 2020
Little White & Little Grey are being trained to get used to natural currents. Organizers hope to rescue ~300 other belugas still in aquariums.
(📷: @SeaLifeTrust) pic.twitter.com/ZRxKrz5t4r
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